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"here's my position on everything:
our position on homosexuals, is that they need Jesus.
our position on heterosexuals, is that they need Jesus.
our position on married people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on single people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on fornicators, is that they need Jesus.
our position on virgins, is that they need Jesus.
our position on tall people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on short people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on right-handed people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on left-handed people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on young people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on old people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on chevy drivers, is that they need Jesus.
our position on ford drivers, is that they need Jesus.
our position on mac users, is that they need Jesus.
our position on pc users, is that they need Jesus.
our position on country western fans, is that they need Jesus.
our position on hip hop fans, is that they need Jesus.
our position on football fans, is that they need Jesus.
our position on basketball fans, is that they need Jesus.
our position on rich people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on poor people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on educated people, is that they need Jesus.
our position on uneducated people, is that they need Jesus."
--Pastor Mark Driscoll