Even though the levy is paid thru the casino to the government ( Read more... )

1. Milk
2. Coke
3. 100 Plus
4. Isotonic H20
5. Plain water

And the curse continues:
The contractor broke the glass door while relocating,
sending bits of glass flying everywhere

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The new office must be cursed:

• Painters got the wall colour wrong - bright orange!
• Furniture maker gave the wrong partition combination.
• Insufficient phone lines.
• Building limitations to power & phone sockets.
• No space to house 10 additional temp staff.

This song is stuck in my head after hearing it everywhere:

I was there yesterday afternoon.
It was like India or some third world country.

The entire 2nd floor was so crowded that there was standing room only
all the way until the front of the counters.

If you are making a new application,
submit online - it will be a lot faster.
And MUST make an appointment for collection,
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Tall skinny guys with lots of body hair are "otters".
Average-size men who are relatively hairy &
exceptionally horny consider themselves "wolves."

Nowadays, men who don't fit into any of the above
categoriesare called, simply, "admirers."

And that's just the Anglos.
Many Asian bears like to be called "pandas,"

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