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[oceanhawk]

So I got back from work earlier than I expected to, which is nice, but it's kind of like, I have time to do things, but I don't actually feel like doing anything except taking a shower and then going to bed. I don't even feel like reading and I definitely don't feel like driving anywhere. Well, at least I have Tuesday off. And then Thursday is

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[dracschick]

enjoy your time off!

Great Job!

[chewy01234]

This is how I read my friends page.

Step 1. I read all the short ones and attention grabbers (like quizzes and shit) skipping over all the TLDRs (Too long didn't read)

Step 2. I hit CTRL + F and type in 'jack' to see if any of the TLDRs mentioned me. This is a fantastic time saver. Also without this I would have never read YOUR tldr. How sad.

Step 3. I soil myself and run to the bathroom in shame.

Step 4. I hit myself with a peice of barbed wire fence that I found out by the tracks. I make sure to really do it hard because I've been such a fucKING IDIOT!!!! OH LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

Step 5. Fall asleep in a puddle of my own sick.

Now you see why I don't read my LJ friends page often.

Re: Great Job!

[oceanhawk]

Wow. I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was that painful for you.

[full_bloom]

Awww, yay! I love Danielle.
OMG, I haven't seen it yet, so excited.

So THERE.

[pinkfeathers]

I did it! I called back! The ball's in your court now. HA.