For those of you who know Ben Stevens, imagine him reading the following poem out loud:

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Flavius, that sweetie of yours (Catullus speaking)
must be totally inelegant and unsmart-
you couldn't keep quiet otherwise, you'd tell me ( Read more... )

DISCLAIMER: This post was written by one Daniel Becker. Any thoughts or ideas expressed in the following are his and his alone, and Danielle Sherman cannot be held responsible for them ( Read more... )

I never really thought that things could be this way for me. I just sort of always figured that there was something within me that would prevent such....I don't even know, but clearly I was wrong, oh my god I was wrong. I still don't even understand it but I don't really know if I care any more, because it doesn't really matter, does it? No, I ( Read more... )

Strike that last entry, reverse it! God I was so tired and cranky. Still am, actually, but at least now I have the presence of mind to realize that I'd feel better if I actually got a little bit of sleep and rest instead of running up and down stairs all day sweating like it's my duty and moving Very Heavy Boxes. We still have a bit more of that ( Read more... )

It's so funny because every once in a while I just think about all of the awesome people I'm friends with and then I realize that I know even more awesome people that I don't necessarily talk to every day or spend a lot of time with, but just people that are friends I see around, and it's like "Wow, where the hell did all of this awesome come from ( Read more... )

I had the best update planned so that I didn't have to keep looking at the old one but now I don't remember what I was going to update about so I guess I just won't say anything at all.

Best post ever!

Everything's been so crazy and busy lately...and it's only going to get worse as work picks up again because everybody else is going back to school and my mother gets ready to move. And suddenly all of the people I promised to see haven't been seen and I have to start figuring out which ones matter. But that isn't all that difficult, is it? At ( Read more... )

Hey dudes (Brie, Rach and Jack) that guy totally WAS Dave Matthews. I know I'm amazing, you don't have to tell me.

Hey Bard kids, is it really true that arrival day is Sept. 2nd? Are we really going back to school that late? Is it usually that late and I just didn't notice last year because of L&T? Crazy business ( Read more... )

Ugh...why did a supposed three hour drive turn into about five hours both ways? Why did I get lost on the way there and on the way back? Why was the entire trip basically "I want to kill myself"? I love the state of Massachusetts and I love the people I saw, but seriously, I don't know if that was worth it. Also, fuck Tarrytown ( Read more... )