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I forgot how hilarious 1am conversations can be. Mostly because I am asleep. But tonight I am not, and I am happy because whoa. We are the best CEO's EVER.
Idea: Super Cub. complete with 212 registers.
oceanoazul22: one day we show up and it is just EVERYWHERE! and you walk a mile to the CSM podium to realize you are on 204 and walk a mile and half in the direction you came
sPiTbUbbLe10: that'd be sick
oceanoazul22: there would be codes for when you call grocery.
oceanoazul22: you would be like grocery 17 call 204 and they would call and be like you actually want grocery 22.....
oceanoazul22: or would it be 2204?
oceanoazul22: it is now my goal in life to build a cub so big it has 212 registers.
sPiTbUbbLe10: I would be so scared
oceanoazul22: I might have to raise an island in the pacific to have enough space. but i will
oceanoazul22: I will make you manager.
sPiTbUbbLe10: they'd have like 7 rows of just pickles and Theyd randomly combust and Luke would be there to clean them all up
sPiTbUbbLe10: YES!!!
oceanoazul22: oh dear. the pickles usually combust at the registers. CLEAN TEAM TO 3!!! Clean team to 79!!! clean team to 200!!!!!
sPiTbUbbLe10: AHHHH@
sPiTbUbbLe10: It is actually pretty cool sounding
oceanoazul22: I imagine it would have to have like world markets and actually banana trees and such to justify its size
sPiTbUbbLe10: most likely
oceanoazul22: theres a farm in the back of the store where they raise the animals.....
oceanoazul22: some lady comes in and is like you are out of milk!!!! and you can be like I bet the latest shipment just hasnt made it across the store....
sPiTbUbbLe10: mmhmmm probably
oceanoazul22: this amuses me so much
sPiTbUbbLe10: me also:-D
sPiTbUbbLe10: are you going to cashier at it?
sPiTbUbbLe10: or manage?
oceanoazul22: both?
oceanoazul22: I dont know
sPiTbUbbLe10: we'd need about 50 grocery people
oceanoazul22: I feel like i should manage since i created it, but we both know cashiering would be where the fun is at.
oceanoazul22: I know.
oceanoazul22: And like 100 clean team people at a time.
sPiTbUbbLe10: true but I wonder what kind of daily stories managers get
sPiTbUbbLe10: true, so the 50 that actually do something can wor
sPiTbUbbLe10: work
oceanoazul22: I know
oceanoazul22: or I could just make sure not to hire people like nick rother and jarvis
oceanoazul22: i just decided you know how cub is a "super valu store" ? well ours is going to be a "super duper valu CEO store."
sPiTbUbbLe10: haha you know the register belts would have to be like 50 feet long..or have like 4 of them for each register
oceanoazul22: why?
sPiTbUbbLe10: if there is that many registers that means there is more food so they'd buy more. like a sams club kinda deal
oceanoazul22: sams club has freakishly non-existent belts.....
sPiTbUbbLe10: true
oceanoazul22: I imagine them having the same belts, because people really wouldnt spend $6,000 on groceries just because there are more. And that would be the amount needed to fill 4 belts I think.
oceanoazul22: I think we can handle the same size ones.
oceanoazul22: and plus there are like 200 extra registers. so it would be possible to just close when your bett gets full
sPiTbUbbLe10: I suppose
sPiTbUbbLe10: lol they are all connected so you just switch and print off their receipt wherever
oceanoazul22: OMG BRILLIANT!!!
oceanoazul22: Thats why I made you CEO!
sPiTbUbbLe10: YES!
oceanoazul22: It really upsets me to think this will never exist.
sPiTbUbbLe10: we would really need A LOT of space
oceanoazul22: antarctica?
sPiTbUbbLe10: we would never run out of ice...
oceanoazul22: its just one big icecap.....What else are we going to use it for?
oceanoazul22: we could make penguins our official masots!!!
sPiTbUbbLe10: and have a sign that says "Frozen dept, out the door."
oceanoazul22: and once they get out the door "welcome to frozen, next 6 miles...."
oceanoazul22: and we wouldnt have to worry about broken freezer doors because we would just lay things on piles on the ice
sPiTbUbbLe10: totally! and then you could hire back Gorilla man because he wouldnt have anything to break
oceanoazul22: but I wouldnt because he is scary and because gorillas have no place in antarctica. sPiTbUbbLe10: but he does have blond hair and could be the abominimal snowman
oceanoazul22: oh yea, because remember he also reminded me of that....
oceanoazul22: actually more than the gorilla even
oceanoazul22: him working in frozen and all
sPiTbUbbLe10: very true I guesss.......how would you keep track if everyone showed up or not?
oceanoazul22: ummmm
sPiTbUbbLe10: tracking devices?
oceanoazul22: I dont know, I think with 2,000 employees or so that would get annoying
sPiTbUbbLe10: yeah, but it could help if you called for something and nobody was helping and then you could go to a little thing and figure out where they are
oceanoazul22: maybe. But I think I am way too lazy for that. and thats why I would have so many workers anyway
sPiTbUbbLe10: true
oceanoazul22: maybe I just wont care if people come in as long as I have at least 2000 workers
oceanoazul22: They will be trained in all areas and I will be like oh sally in frozen didnt come in. Fred from grocery get out there!!!
sPiTbUbbLe10: that would be nice
oceanoazul22: oh man. I was thinking about what else we would need. Can you imagine the coupon ads? they will be like novels
thats as far as we got. If you would like to contribute you can also be a manager.