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Dec 03, 2008 18:48


Things I Hate
by Giselle A. Nguyen

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xtoolchickx December 3 2008, 08:24:52 UTC
LOL, I laughed so hard at some of this. I think we have the same brain... your is just much wittier than mine.

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oceansofnoise December 3 2008, 10:56:27 UTC
haha glad i could make you smile :)

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imishimple December 3 2008, 10:47:22 UTC
man. that is a lot of stuff to hate.

ps. i say could of. hahahaa. all those hick american films. i now realise the error of my ways.

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oceansofnoise December 3 2008, 10:56:50 UTC
ha well. what can i say, i'm a pedant.

and better late than never realising the error of your ways!

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imishimple December 4 2008, 12:13:55 UTC
oh so weird.
i was telling trent about how my coworker who is a grammar and english language nazi doesn't like people using the word 'enhance' because it doesn't really mean much at all, and trent said he was a pedant.

hahaha. weird.
and then i realised i DID know what that word meant afterall, pedantic, pedant...aaaah.

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teandoranges December 3 2008, 11:20:31 UTC
oh my god. all the spelling/grammar stuff you mentioned shits me SO MUCH! you have to put in how people say seen instead of saw. like "i seen him the other day." what the fuck? it's the same as "could of" instead of "could have" but worse. who didn't learn basic sentence structure at the same time they learned to talk? ughhhh.

and on the same note as the bb/baby thing, the whole "spelling phonetically because it's cool and apparently looks funny when accompanied with a picture of a cat" is simultaneously the most irritating, unamusing and overall fucking annoying internet trend since the dawn of time. fuck.

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oceansofnoise December 3 2008, 12:33:20 UTC
OH MY LORD i forgot about that, i will edit this post to include it. i hate that too, it's retarded.

gotta disagree with you on the second though, i love me some lolcats in spite of myself.

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teandoranges December 3 2008, 12:37:10 UTC
hahaha, defs.

& wtf? how can the grammar lover in you like those? i swear to god i'm the only person who can't stand it. and all that "epic fail" and "full of win" shit. holy fuck it is so annoying. who even comes up with this stuff? die.

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mmmargarine April 16 2010, 00:24:48 UTC
I'm obsessed with Scientology.

I'm 90% more entertained when shit is spelled out phonetically. I always do it and i'll add a million extra letters just to make myself smile.

Haha Jess, when you get bored look up '4chan'. They started the Rickroll thing and the first lolcats. Most internet memes are created via that sespool of a messageboard. It's so offensive and full of pedophiles, however some funny crap has come out of there and some of them are trying to expose Scientology.

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oceansofnoise December 4 2008, 01:30:18 UTC
haha rickroll is so not funny any more and people who still link to that video need to die pretty much. but i do think the song is funny.

and yeah, they are pretty damn huge. i agree about mainstream music though, everything is too derivative nowadays. however i did just get tickets to see them and am stupidly excited.

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salgueirinho December 3 2008, 14:15:06 UTC
The C word, which is quite frankly the worst word ever, not because of its meaning but because of its gross sound and look. It is made slightly less foul, but only ever so slightly, when Ben Folds sings it.
thank you!!! i hate that word. it sounds gross and puts horrible images in my mind. it's unnecessary yet my friends are obsessed with it and use it too much without reason and i hate it.

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oceansofnoise December 4 2008, 01:30:42 UTC
isn't it terrible? i'm glad you agree! i know a lot of people who use it all the time too, much to my chagrin.

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