I'm in some need of creative procrastination

[oceanvagabond]

I'm sick of the internet

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[goldie_bellevue]

Dear Big Sister,

I am fairly confident I can help out with the following:
art; dance parties; hilarious friends (i'd like to think); people who agree that the witch-hunts were inherently sexist; late night summer swinging (dad and i want to attach a new swing to the swinging tree); late night summer star gazing (next time you're home, for real); berry picking and eating (almost there!); and hopefully a pure feeling of happiness, though i can't make any guarantees there i suppose.

This will all start on Wednesday, with a roadtrip and good hangout time.

Love,
Little Sister.

[anonymous]

Here's what I can do with the list:

- flirting: yeah okay but kinda awkward
- art: I know where art is; perhaps I can tell you
- good books: I'm on a strict Harry Potter diet for the next six weeks; I'll talk to you afters
- dance parties: I don't dance. Sorry.
- hilarious friends: thanks, I am.
- tickle fights: sure?
- fantasies: that's easy enough
- people who agree that the witch-hunts were inherently sexist: I do indeed
- making out: sorry, I'm a one-complete-lack-of-a-woman kind of guy
- late night summer swimming: YES!
- late night summer star gazing: YESSSSSS!!!
- berry picking and eating: I haven't been berry-picking in a very, very long time.
- pure feeling of happiness: that one's up to you. But I recommend PIRATES.

Tederick