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[oceaxe]

A bird has invaded my bathroom.

An aggressive, head-bobbing, bitey bird.

Alls I wanted to do was brush my teeth and go to bed.

I guess I'll just go to bed.

fin.

Comments

[happymachines]

Is this bird metaphorical in nature, or do you really have a bird in your bathroom? Did someone just leave their parrot in there, or is it a raven maybe? Cause if it's a raven, then you should remove any busts of Pallas you have in your bathroom immediately. It should get rid of the raven, and you will spare yourself considerable angst over lost loves to boot.

[oceaxe]

It was a real bird, my roommate's Quaker parrot. "Quaker," by the way, does not denote its belief system.

Thanks for the advice, though. I wish it had been a raven, ravens are less likely to bite, I believe.

[swimwithligers]

viv,

i'm a friend of natalie's and i hung out with you at the shanghai tunnel. i wish i was writing for good reasons, but unfortunately i've got some sad news concerning natalie and i would much rather talk to you over the phone or email or something. please check your livejournal messages for my phone and email information. i'm never on livejournal, so it's best to call/email me.

thanks,

melinda