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Jul 18, 2005 20:45

i will stop my HP spoiler at here >________<;;; so then there wont' be another "MAN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER LEARNING HARRY POTTER SPOILER" heheheh
and check out celeb w/o makeups:    http://www.deansplanet.com/nomakeup.html
now i know what do they mean by "real beauty" lol

someone's letter from UT pharmacy

Dear Mr. (my last name)

We have recieved an overwhelming amount of applications for the Faculty of Pharmacy. After reviewing your application for this program we have come to the conclusion that your incompetence is beyond human comprehension.

We were both shocked and surprised that you could even graduate highschool, let alone enter university. Your scores do not reflect your grades that you sent in and this brings into question the standards of the University you attend.

Due to your unusual results on this exam, we would like to offer you a position with our Faculty. We will offer you free education, if and only if you accept our proposal for human subject research. Your unique abilities will come to great use to us.

Congratulations and thank you for your time.

Sincerely

Dr. Oscar Grouch

creative huh? he got accept, with free education *laughs* and becomes human research subjects lol..
i hope the reject letter will be as humour at this, at least dad won't be mad at me if i didn't get into pharmacy first year.. .but i really hope i can get into pharmacy in my first year *prays*

finally...  this is what i found on some msg board "What a smart way to get out of speeding tickets"
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