Title: The Supposed Revenge of Mr. White Pants
Author:
octavialaoGenre: CrackThe
Rating: PG
Pairings: Yama
Beta:
jheiliSummary: Mr. White Pants tries to get revenge.
Satoko-chan is cute.
But Sailor Mercury is cuter.
Blue wig, blue choker, blue frilly skirt.
"Do I look good?"
He asks. I nod.
"Do I look sexy?"
He asks. I nod.
"Do my legs look hairy?"
He asks. I look down and check.
"Kinda."
I say.
"Sho-chan has lovely legs."
He says.
"I'd love to touch them."
He says.
I blush and slap his hands away.
"Behave or I'll huff, puff and blow your skirt away!"
He smirks.
"You try."
I do.
And I see no underwear beneath.
He smirks again.
"It's easier to do naughty things. And breezier too."