For the first time in a really long time I am happy that I am me and no one else.

Sometimes it takes some fucked up shit to figure things out.

Yours, SaraLis

I have a scar on my chest that looks like a giant squid swimming happily towards my breast.


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I would like to make a statement to some of the people in my life . . .

GET WITH IT!!!!!!

Thank You.

Yours, SaraLis

I can not believe I am going to Romania this summer to visit Zach. I think it makes me so cool that out of all the places I could go to overseas I am going to freakin' Romania. I rule.


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Oh it is that time of year again . . . that time of year where I stop shaving my legs and get that fuzz to keep me warm in the winter. I luff it.

It's Knut!

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"Why are all American girls so rough?"

I just want to get away from all of this. Just drive away with some friends. I wish I had some.


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Sometimes watching Rob and Emma together is like watching Jim and Pam on The Office. I am totally Roy maybe a little Karen. It is pretty hard to get used to ( Read more... )

Facebook made me cry.


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I think I want to make a Facebook profile for Otis Redding. He would be the most popular boy on campus.

His activities would consist of Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay and smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.


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