OMG OMG OMG.

The dollar store is selling candles with colored flames, and I'm not talking about half-assed color. These are crimson and vibrant green -- even the yellow one is obviously not fire colored, and they're absolutely gorgeous.

I'm going back tomorrow to buy more because this is seriously the most awesome thing in the world ( Read more... )

We got a new stove. Picking it up tomorrow -- I'm super excited! Time to clean up the kitchen and bake some cookies!

And a new washer.

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My grandmother's dying. Her kidneys are failing, and the doctors think that she's going to have heart failure before the end of the night. I haven't seen her in close to five years; she lives less than two hours away. I don't stay in contact with her because she's batshit crazy and because the fucked up things she did to my mom are what caused ( Read more... )

LOLOL @ Sarah Palin complaining that Newsweek is sexist ( Read more... )

I feel things in dreams that I would never experience while awake ( Read more... )

This year, my gardening plans are going to be much smoother. Instead of trying to precariously balance boxes of plants on any flat surface I can find, I'm going to use a cheap shelving unit and stick it in the basement where the animals can't go. The only challenge there is remembering to check the plants ( Read more... )

I recently read an LJ post about how the owners of roleplay chatrooms are afraid that users mentioning drugs could get them in srs trouble with the law.

Well, shit.

For the record, when my mutant sex kitten character was trolling around for eightballs and dirty sex, that was all totally IC.

DON'T TASE ME BRO DON'T BAN ME, ROO ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK, WHO PUTS A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF A COMPILATION VIDEO OF FAILED PRANKS?

Man. It wasn't even that scary. But going from laughing to startled in .2 seconds is, like, instant heart failure.

Oh. Remember how I threatened to post a bunch of random pictures I found on the internet?

Yeah, it was a long time ago. I forgot too.


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