1. Do you ever say "Yo, ho!"?: no
2. Do you think you have a nice ass?: haha no
3. Have you ever been called scum sucking road whore?: i'm not regina george and i did not ruin your life
4. Did you realize that, that was from Mean Girls?: OF COURSE!!!
5. Have you ever seen Mean Girls?: too many times
6. If not, would you like to?: i'd love to watch it again but i can't find my dvd
7. Do you watch Charm School?: no
8. Are you awesome at taking tests?: noooo
9. Do you know all of the Ten Commandments?: if i think hardly enough i could probably name 7 or 8
10. Is a uniform required at your school?: just PE uniforms
11. Have you ever made up a rap?: yes
12. Was it good?: my friends thought so
13. Are you outgoing?: now and then
14. Why/Why not?: i am "simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life" thanks nick i have no idea how that was relevant
15. Is your bed comforter pink?: it used to be
16. How is your summer going so far?: not summer yet
17. Are you good at remembering things?: if it's not related to school then yes
18. Do you take Advil when you have headache?: sometimes
19. Are you wearing earrings right now?: no
20. Are you classy?: i can be
21. Is there anything/anyone bothering you right now?: sort of
22. What're your plans for tomorrow?: homework and shit
23. Will tomorrow be fun?: doubt it
24. Are you wearing eyeshadow?: no
25. Have you gone swimming today?: no
26. Do you own a hot tub?: no
27. Would you like to?: not particularly
28. Have you ever played football? yes, i hate football
29. Do you own a turquoise necklace?: no
30. Would you ever name your kid 'Hannah'?: no
31. Are you ready to fall in love?: i'll give it a try
32. Would you ever go on an online dating site?: no
33. Don't you hate scary commercials?: no they're the best ones
34. Would you like to see Transformers?: i already have
35. Or do you think it looks stupid?: ^
36. What's the background on your computer right now?: sky
37. Have you had Coke Zero?: yes, it tastes NOTHING like original coke
38. Do you dye your hair?: all the time
39. Are you tired right now?: slightly, i can't recall the last time i wasn't, in any sense, tired
40. What is acid rain?: rain that's polluted and can damage things or something...sorry smith-carlile i fell asleep during that lecture
41. Do you like Pop Tarts?: they're okay
42. When was the last time you drank milk?: earlier this week
43. Did you know milk causes acne?: lol bullshit
44. Do you like Harry Potter?: i love harry potter!
45. How was this survey?: fun, you know
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one. will you answer every question honestly?
yes BRING IT
two. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
nope
three. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
not yet, i would love to know what that's like though
four. do you miss anything or anyone?
i always do
five. what makes you laugh no matter what?
the analogies utthara and i come up with
six. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours?
no
seven. who was the last person you talked to?
stepmom
eight. what do you dislike at the moment?
the fact that i'm spending my weekend........indoors and doing surveys
nine. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
utthara
HARDER.
one. do you get butterflies around the guys you like?
yeah but i learn to control it eventually
two. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
i'm sure there are exceptions but i see myself frowning upon it more than smiling at it
three. will you get married?
i have no idea. oh i asked both of my parents if they could see me getting married and they said "LOL no" hahahaa
four. will you be having sex in the near future?
nah
five. do you lie about your age?
no
VERY PERSONAL.
one. if you were to have sex right now, would you use a condom?
i wouldn't have sex if a condom wasn't being used
two. are you happy with yourself?
no
three. would you change yourself for the person you love?
depends what he wanted me to change
four. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"FFFUUU---" is usually the only comprehensible thing
SECRETS.
one. when did you last cry?
last week or something?
two. do you believe in religion?
i believe it more to be literature than truth
three. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
loooooooong time ago
four. what is the last lie you told your parents?
that i started the laundry...oh shit hold on i should get on that
five. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
no way
six. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
no
seven. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
no
SHOCKING.
one. have you ever dated your friend’s ex?
no
two. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
yes
three. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
no
four. did you ever fail the school year?
no
five. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
no
six. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
no
seven. do you think your future will be a good one?
I REALLY HOPE SO
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1. Are you on the phone right now?
no
2. Do you have a sister named Amanda?
no
3. How about a brother named Adam?
no brothers
4. Is school finally out?
unfortunately no
5. Are you eating anything right now?
no
6. Have you ever seen Catch and Released?
no
7. Do you have more than five best friends?
nope
8. Is your favorite color red
no
9. Are you watching Boy Meets World today?
no
10. Are you singing right now?
if you could call it singing
11. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
a million years ago
12. If you could, would you go swimming right now?
nah, i've already had my healthy dose of immersion
13. Are you sick?
i feel like i am but in truth i'm just suffering from COFFEE WITHDRAWAL
14. Is your town small?
not really
15. Have you ever stolen something?
yeah
16. What was the last magazine you read?
seventeen
17. Do you have homework to do?
i never do surveys if i don't have homework to do
18. Did anything terrible happen to you today?
not particularly macabre, no
19. Is anyone mad at you?
i hope not
20. Does anyone like you right now?
doubt it, at least not the one i would hope to
21. Are you lazy right now?
dude i'm always lazy
22. When was the last time you got your period?
last week
23. Have I stolen your heart?
no
24. Would you like to go to the aquarium?
i love the aquarium!
25. Do you like Sun Chips?
not really
26. Are you from New England?
no
27. What do you think of bolding surveys?
they're alright
28. Do you like them?
sure
29. How many times have you been in your hallway today?
i don't know, i've been wandering around the house all day
30. Are you a genius?
let the true genius in the padded room remainnnnnnnnnnininin
i have my moments but most of the time, no
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Has anyone ever told you you're perfect?
no
Have you ever made out on your own bed?
no
Have you held a baby recently? Who's was it?
no, babies hate me
What's the last thing you put in your mouth other then food/drink?
a spoon
Do you think having cyber sex with someone counts as cheating?
it could be? hahaha wtf
What's the last thing you microwaved?
hot chocolate
Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?: i haven't kissed anyone
Do you say 'haha', 'lol', 'rofl' or something else?
hahahahalololololololoLMFAO! i'm annoying, i know
Is there someone's house you feel more at home at then in your own?
no
Do you parents like the last person you hung out with?
yeah
Do you know every one of your friends on facebook in person?
no
What catches your eye first in the room you're in?
seeing as i'm the only human in the room...kimi
Do you remember the last video you watched on youtube? What was it?
i have no idea. i barely go on youtube
Is there anything green in the room you're in?
yeah
Would you rather marry the last person you laughed with or the last person who called you?
they were the same person but i don't think utthara wants to marry me :p
If you went crying to the last person you kissed, what would they do?
haven't kissed anyone
What's the easiest thing to make you in a better mood?
either for someome to talk to shut the hell up. sometimes i can't even tell which one it is, but i know a wrong choice could be fatal
And the easiest thing to put you in a bad mood?
let's not
What color are your best friend's eyes?
black
Do you know anyone who REFUSES to swear at all? Who?
yes, soem religious kids
Have you ever lead someone on?
yeah
Would you be surprised if your best friend called you drunk?
a little but i would enjoy that call for sure
How would you react if your mom pierced her lip?
i would laugh and tell her to let me get a tattoo
What's the best thing to happen in the past two days?
the school week ending
Have you and a friend ever liked the same person? How'd it turn out?
yeah, nothing happened
Have you been kissed in the past 24 hours?
no
Is the last person you spoke to in love? With who?
no
What would you rather be doing right now?
i'm okay right now actually
Was the last time you were surprised? Good or bad?
good today, something made me laugh
Have you ever broken up with someone, then had to see them every day?
no
^Where did you have to see them? What is it bad?
n/a
Do you know what you're wearing tomorrow?
i never do
Are you someone who can't leave the house without being all done up?
no
What was the last movie you saw on a date?
i've never been on a date (and i know you are laughing at me right now) fffuuu---
If you wanted some fries right now, where would you go?
in-n-out which is 5 minutes from my home YES one good thing about living in antioch
What are you wearing to bed tonight?
plaid pjs
Do you know where the last person you hugged is right now?
i don't remember who i last hugged
Do you own any sunglasses? Describe them.
yeah but i never wear them, they're of a marla singer vein
What's the last thing you bought in a grocery store? How much was it?
salad and english muffins, i don't remember
Do you and your friends ever go out for dinner just for the fun of it?
i wish
Can you tell your mom anything?
most things yes
Has the last person you kissed ever taken their shirt off in front of you?
Where did you get the underwear you wore today?
philippines
Who was the last member of the opposite sex (other then fam) in your room?
probably kuya a long time ago. no one ever visits because i live so far away!
Did this entertain you for at least a little bit?
sure, sure
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I've had a wicked migraine for a few days.
There is at least one person in one of my classes that I cannot stand.
I actually like to knit and sew.
I only have one pet at the moment.
If I hear a band on the radio I like, I will go home and purchase their album.
I am one of the laziest people you will ever meet.
Almost everyone I know wears glasses or contacts.
Sometimes when I'm writing notes or whatever, I will add an 'e' at the end. I don't know why though.
I recently purchased loads of songs/albums on iTunes.
I like the band We Were Promised Jetpacks.
I used to never wear earrings, but now I do.
I recently got new sneakers.
I love when good movies, CDs, etc come out on DVD/CD/etc.
I hate when people look over my shoulder.
^Especially when I'm online.
^It's not that I'm doing anything wrong, it's just an invasion of privacy.
Why do people carry on conversations on statuses on Facebook?
I have taken some sort of religious class.
I never wear make up anymore.
I spend most of my time at home.
I can't see 85% of my room.
I have a HUGE CD collection.
I have a friend who is out of state.
^And can't wait until they come home! <---YES UTTHARA CALIFORNIA IS YOUR TRUE HOME
I need new bedsheets.
I hate when I want to see a movie but have no one who wants to go.
I hate Tim Burton movies.
I almost always read the book before seeing the movie.
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I like grey nail polish.
I’m not wearing make-up.
I’m sometimes moody for no reason, and I end up taking it out on loved ones.
I hate it when people tell me to ‘calm down’. It just makes me even less calm.
I’m so tired of hearing about Cheryl Cole.
^She’s not even THAT pretty.
There are always seagulls at my school.
I’m fascinated with psychology and why we do the things we do.
I’m not a virgin.
^I didn’t regret my first time, either.
I’m going to dye my hair soon.
I pluck my eyebrows.
^Nah, I get them waxed.
I hate the spoiled little bitches on My Super Sweet 16.
My music taste is very varied.
I’m kinda hungry.
I’m not a big movie fan.
I had a Valentine this year.
I hate gaining weight.
I’m gutted that Series 4 of Bad Girls Club is over!
My best friend is a year older than me.
^I’ve known her for over ten years.
I’m good with meeting coursework deadlines.
But I’m not so good at revising for exams.
My cat is next to me.
I always wonder about what people would say at my funeral.
I fall asleep to thoughts of ‘What if..?’ scenarios.
I have never seen the film P.S I Love You.
^But I’ve read the book.
I’m so happy that summer is coming.
Clocks go forward tonight!
I hate repeatedly typing things incorrectly.
I have small boobs. <---i fucking wish
^I don’t know why my boyfriend likes them.
^But obviously I’m glad he does.
I’ve learned to not care what some people think of me.
My period is late, fuck!
I’m officially broke, but I’m getting paid in a couple of days.
I hate when 12 or 13 year olds brag about getting drunk.
I’ve never gotten a bikini wax.
One of my friends recently got a job at the same place I work.
I think Prince is a lyrical genius.
^I wish there were more musicians like him and less like the Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber.
I’ll be seeing two of my closest friends tonight.
I write in a blog.
I hate scratch cards.
I have a friend who over-dramatizes everything.
I love to dance!
I believe that the teenage years are the best of our lives.
^We won’t be able to get away with half the stuff we do now when we’re adults.
I’m a rebel without a cause.
In my friendship group, I’m most likely the ‘bad influence’.
^Because I don’t give a fuck!
I’ve learned how to get away with things easily.
I rarely curl my hair.
My parents stopped giving me money when I got a job.
^Which is fair.
I know some people that don’t like my group of friends.
I’m a perfectionist.
I went through a phase where I hated bolding surveys.
If you talk shit about me, I WILL fight back.
I love getting hugged from behind.
I prefer long hair on me.
I feel all summery!
I know someone with an afro.
I can’t ever imagine myself with bleach blonde hair.
Natalie Nunn is my favourite Bad Girl ever!
Bees are cute. while being fucking scary
If I lost 6 pounds, I’d be ecstatic.
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Do you find Greek mythology interesting?
i don't remember much of what i've learned but yeah
What was the last Disney song that you heard?
i don't
Do you really care if they remake The Wizard Of Oz?
i don't care, i barely remember the original one
You rub a genie lamp, but you have to pick wishes for somebody else. Who would you pick these wishes for?
could i assign one wish to three different people?
Have you ever called somebody dollface?
yes, in a new york accent
What is your favourite Christmas movie?
don't think i have one
When you read books to kids do you use different voices for the characters?
i don't read to kids but that would be likely
Do people usually notice when you get a haircut?
yes
Does it annoy you when they don't notice?
nah, sometimes i don't want people to notice
Have you ever torn up a picture and then regretted it?
yes
If I gave you ten dollars, what would you spend it on?
i don't know
Are your fingers extremely crooked?
no
Do you remember the Gullah Gullah Island?
i don't know what that is
Can you sing the original Pokemon theme song?
yes
Do you freak out on people when they start talking during a movie?
no
Have you ever thrown food at a stranger in a movie theater?
no
Snakes On A Plane, yay or nay?
i've seen it once and i remembing LOLing throughout the entire thing, so i guess i would have to say yay
Do you make them good girls go bad?
how about no
The last thing somebody complained about to you was what?
messiness
Is there something that you constantly trip over in your house?
yes, my own feet
You can dish it but can you really take it?
you could imply but could you be more specific?
Did you know that the title of this survey came from a Disney movie?
what title
Is making decisions a hard thing for you to do?
it can be
Are you good at those hidden object games?
i can be. if it's on the computer then no because i KNOW some scary shit is going to pop up and make me spill something and/or fall and/or hit my head
Is there a rug in the room that you're currently in?
carpet yes rug no
What colour is your microwave?
white
Have you ever hated one of your sibling's significant others?
no
Are you normally a loveable person?
not really
Do you enjoy visiting your grandparents?
i barely do, they're in the philippines but it's always fun
Did you ever try to cut your hair when you were little?
yeah
Do you find it cute when children don't have their front teeth?
eh
Don't you just hate watery soda?
yeah, i don't regularly drink soda though
Can I name your cell phone Beezus?
the fuck is a beezus
Scooby-Doo, yay or nay?
eh
The last note you wrote was for whom?
a 13+ page letter for utthara in which the douchefuck post office has apparently failed to send
Have you ever watched the show Monk? Opinions?
yeah, it's pretty funny
Are you very in control of your emotions?
not necessarily
Lions or tigers?
lions
Is your hair hard to manage?
no
Do you believe that an empty room can be so loud?
YES HOLY SHIT
Have you watched the two Sassy Gay Friend videos on YouTube?
no
What did you want to be when you were younger?
artist, author
Ever wanted to be a ventriloquist?
no, the dolls scare me
The last song that you listened to, was it a good one?
yes. NOBODY EVER LOVED ME LIKE SHE DOESSSS
Do you have Music ADHD? (Constant changing of the song)?
haha yeah
Have you ever been electrocuted?
no, shocked though
Would you like it if I sang to you?
we'll see
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PAUSE [currently]
1. What style is your hair in?
how it always looks like
2. What are you wearing?
pjs
3. What's the weather like outside?
dark and of at 10:07pm manner. i'm guessing cold, too
4. What time is it?
i answered two questions
5. What day of the week is it?
saturday
6. What are you sitting on?
my bed
7. Who, if anyone, is in the room with you?
my cat
8. What's on your mind?
this question
9. What makeup, if any, are you wearing?
i'm not wearing any
10. What month is it?
march
FAST FORWARD [future]
11. What career do you want? If that doesn't work out, what's your back up plan?
something in writing, probably art/photography
12. What age do you think you'll get married at?
i don't know if i'm even going to get married
13. What about have kids?
that's an even scarier thought
14. What age do you plan on moving out?
18 if everything turns out like its supposed to
15. Can you see yourself moving away from here? To where?
yes, a huge city
16. Do you think you'll marry your current significant other?
i'm single
17. Do you know what the weather is supposed to be like for the rest of the week?
mp
18. What tattoos/piercings do you want in the future?
i still have no idea
19. Do you want any cosmetic surgery sometime down the line, if you had money for it?
no
20. In 10 years, how old will you be and where do you see yourself?
kldsjfaklfjs;nlfjadsfjlas i can't even think about that
REWIND [past]
21. Last time you took a shower?
earlier today
22. Last text message you sent?
something to my sister
23. What did you do yesterday?
went to school, failed a math test (probably)
24. How old were you when you first started dating?
i still haven't
25. Last time you saw your best friend?
last summer
26. What was your first word?
i don't know and i don't think my parents rememebr
27. What's your earliest memory?
don't know that, either
28. Do you remember what you were doing twelve hours ago?
yes
29. Three years ago, did you dress the same way you do now?
no
30. How old were you when your first younger sibling was born (assuming you're not the youngest or an only child)?
3
EJECT [crappy stuff you wish didn't happen]
31. Your first serious breakup...how did it go?
haven't gone out with anyone
32. Ever had an eating disorder?
i guess, yeah, a short one
33. Ever cut yourself?
no
34. Ever thought about or attempted suicide?
thought about it
35. What was the most depressing point in your life so far?
i don't know
36. Last thing you cried about?
i don't know
37. What's one thing that's stressing you out like crazy right now?
i'm trying not to let the hectic reality that is school stress me out on a saturday
38. Ever had a horrible teacher/boss? Tell us about them.
yes and i think that experience is relatable enough that you don't need details
39. The first time you dumped someone, was it hard?
never have
40. Do you regret who you lost your virginity to?
i'm still a virgin
RECORD [awesome stuff that deserves to be recorded on video forever]
41. Last time you laughed really hard? What was it about?
i don't know x2
42. Last funny movie you saw?
hmmm
43. What's one of you and your best friend's weirdest but funniest inside jokes?
the mere title of our emails HAHAHA
44. Last time you ate something really delicious, what was it?
this morning, english muffin + nutella which i would love some more of right now
45. Last time you got your paycheck, how much was it? Were you satisfied with it?
never received one
46. How, exactly, did you and your best friend meet?
we were in the same class in 4th grade
47. What was the last compliment you received?
i don't know
48. Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you?
no
49. The last time you got a really good bargain, what was it on?
i don't know
50. What's one thing you wish you could re-live, just for one day?
too many days that fall into that category
PLAY [from this moment on]
51. Now that you're done, what will you do?
get something to eat, clean up a little, continue fight club
52. What's on your agenda for today?
nothing productive anymore
53. What's your next meal going to be?
i'll see in a few minutes
54. Will you change your clothes later in the day?
no
55. Who do you plan on seeing today?
whoever will show up in my dreams
56. Are you going to take another survey afterwards?
no, my hands hurt a little
57. Is the weather supposed to stay this way all day, or will it change?
it'll change seeing as the day is over
58. Do you have any chores you need to do?
yes
59. Do you have work later in the day?
no
60. What about any homework to do?
unfortunately