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[oda_hates_me]

[Hm. Unlike a few days ago, Sanji's very... not ragey, not angsty, not upset, and not pissed off. Lightning tag with Ginko apparently have that type of power. It helps that Luceti finally returned Usopp, Miyabi, and Mrs. Brisby, and delivered his personal kicking bag yesterday

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[Voice] starting a new thread when the old one isn't done orz

[threeswordsoul]

[ Still figuring out how to communicate via this thing, but that train of chwaaaans and swaaaans is unmistakeable. ]

Oi. Buy more booze. We don't have enough sake.

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

Alcohol has curative powers! [ He's sure he's heard this somewhere before. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking. Or probably he's just making excuses. Doot dee doo, door opening and closing, quick as a cat. ]

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Idiot! You don't even know where the hell it is! [Wasn't the purpose of this convo to KEEP Zoro from leaving the house? How quickly plans fall apart.]

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

...So I'll ask somebody for directions. [ He's going to make four left turns and end up in front of the Straw Hat house again. ] What the-...the house is following me.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention it does that sometime--

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Are you shitting me, Marimo? Did you hear it sneak up on you?

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

Shut up! Why would I hear it? It's probably a goddamn weird magic house, like this goddamn weird magic book.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Right now the only "weird" thing is what you call a sense of direction! We told you not to leave the shitty house in the first place!

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

...Did you guys set our house to follow me? [ Yeah, he's still circling back to it. Possibly because I don't have the energy to put up a wandering/bar-finding post atmo. >.> But still, talking books, magic, invisible barriers, mysteriously appearing food/clothes/people, experiments, impermanent death, moving houses is not that unreasonable! D: ]

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[... this is true. >__> however, Sanji's convinced (again) that Zoro is the biggest idiot this side of the universe]

... However did you figure shit out so quickly?

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[ Sarcasm, Zoro is familiar with it. ]

...Shut the hell up! Like it's crazier than anything else around here!

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Don't you think we would have noticed if our house started following people around before?!

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

Maybe you did! That's why I asked, idiot shithead!!

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

I'm the idiot? You're the one who thinks a shitty house is following you, dipshit!

[rubs his temples]

It's not, alright? Try using some logic next time and we won't have to have this conversation again!

[Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

The hell use is trying to figure out the damn rules by logic in a place where people don't die?!

[ grumbling ]

Che. If you'd hurry up with the damn booze, I wouldn't have to be out here.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

That doesn't mean no logic exists! Use your head!

And oi, people do die here! [that last part is snapped out with a tad more malice than usual, just a bit]

Fuckin told you, shithead, I've got errands to run first! Don't blame this shit on me!