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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a distinctive grunt over the journals as a very familiar chef marches through the forest, sounding tired as hell, irritated that he probably missed his captain's birthday, and slightly loopy from those drugs. Ah sedatives.]

Damn bastards, I liked that pair of shoes.Hnnn. So

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[voice] 1/2 Please tell me this doesn't work for obscene insults framed as commands D8

[threeswordsoul]

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[Well, he's got no idea who it was aimed at, but he catches that. And smirks.] Hohhh?

[An odd look at how fast and straightforward that first bit was, which disappears at the second.] Che. Good. Most of what comes out of your mouth is annoying, anyway.

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

The noodle shithead who tried to challenge me in a kitchen, on the sea train. [Oh, the disdain in his voice couldn't get much thicker.]

Tch. At least I can make decent conversation.

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[Well, that's a laugh on multiple levels, which laugh is nearly audible in his voice, but he'll stick to the one that's about needling you.] You're telling me. That a noodle shithead enemy got dizzy looking at your eyebrow.

Is that supposed to be a jab?

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[oh fuck you, man] Shitty fuckin-- [grumble grumble] What dumbass gets dizzy looking at it?!

I know my insults can have more refined subtleties than yours, but even that much should be obvious.

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[threeswordsoul]

Hahaha! No fucking clue, cook, all I know is the fact it happened at all gives me mileage forever. Pffffhaha!

Fuckhead. If by subtle you mean it was weak, then yeah.

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[And the dam breaks]

You wanna start something, shithead?!

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

And risk your swirl-brow hypnotism powers? I dunno.

Oi, what if you meet a girl weak to that kinda thing? Better cover that eyebrow up just to be safe.

[voice] f-ffffff

[oda_hates_me]

[it might've been in jest...

But Sanji slaps a hand over his eyebrow regardless, now twice as disgruntled]

Bastard! No lady is gonna fall for that!

Tch, and some swordsman you are, if you can't even handle one shitty eyebrow!! No wonder I wipe the floor with you!

[voice] 1/3 XD

[threeswordsoul]

HAH, you never know. And like hell, as if you ever-

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

...You...

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

...Cook. Are you covering your eyebrow?

[voice] 1/3

[oda_hates_me]

Why the hell would I--....

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[... Oh.]

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[This is... rather awkward.

Though probably worse is the dawning realization that he can't move his hand.]

... It... ah. [shit, and any half-assed lie is suddenly fleeing his mind because he promised not to bullshit with Zoro.]

... Maybe.

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[Staring at you still covering the eyebrow. Hoshit, how inconvenient!]

...Why?