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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a menace prowling around your forests and your town, Luceti.

Well, not a menace, per se, but the feline stalking through the streets and the trees is in a lousy mood. It's no house cat, either, ranging longer than four feet if you don't count the long tail swishing angry patterns through the air

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[threeswordsgirl]

[...There is a giant cat in the house.]

[threeswordsgirl]

[...Ka-chink!]

[oda_hates_me]

[... Oh hey, shithead.

The cat doesn't even pause, besides shoot the woman a feline version of the stink eye. Your big shiny swords do not impress]

[threeswordgirl]

[Oh good, then you won't mind the long, shiny, sharp white sword flashing in front of you as you try to go past. You may not be trying to attack, maybe you were even invited, but hell if you're getting further inside unchallenged. There are vulnerable Important People in here.]

Think you're going somewhere, cat?

[And yes, she expects an answer, kitty, because animals in Luceti talk.]

[oda_hates_me]

[Sorry, not this one. But have fun with the hissing, he's good at that. He seems determined to bat that sword away - either this feline is stupid or has no fear, or is very used to having swords shoved in his face.

Whhhhyyy can't he kick in this form?]

[threeswordsgirl]

[With a scowl slightly tinged with curiosity, she allows the sword to be knocked away-momentarily. Instead she holds it readily out to her side, still a clear warning.]

Cute. [hard stare] Now if you don't cough up some answers, I'm gonna slice off your whiskers and toss you out on your tail. [Sooo not kidding. 8| She has very little patience for Luceti weirdness at the moment.]

[all_blue_feline]

You mean you could try, shithead. [And Sanji has little patience for this particular asshole.]

Now move. I've got shit to cook. [For once, he doesn't question how he turned into a human. Zoro tends to elicit that kind of response. >>]