47 → Action/Voice

[oda_hates_me]

... Shit, is it time for the New Feathers already?

[Fuck you, guys. 8| Sanji has stuff to buy, people to feed..... Oh oh wait--]But of course, a heartfelt welcome to all our lovely princesses and goddesses, ladies and sweethearts~! ♥♥♥!! Aaaahn, already I'm shackled by this mistress called love

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[ascottishangel]

[She heard all of this. From behind him.]

Oooh, want to go an' help me now, do ye lad!? Ae've a right mind to put me foot right up yer arse! I didnae ask to be brought here but ae suppose ye couldn't give two wits worth a penny for woot ae care about, do ye!? Ohhh no, definitely not ye! So SHOVE IT!

[oda_hates_me]

... Uh, beg your pardon, Madam?

[B-backing the fuck up, what is this.

No, really. He's not sure he understood most of that. >> BUT he knows the universal signs of an unhappy woman]

[ascottishangel]

Oh, what, ye've got gum in yer ears now? Cannae be bothered to here what a lady has to say and go an' ask her to repeat it all without a care for whether she'd like to repeat herself to some wee, puny little man? Ye've got another thing coming!

[oda_hates_me]

... [Puny? ;;]

E-eh, no, not at all! Please, don't repeat anything.

[queenofhealers]

Prince, hm~? And what sort of assistance can you provide?

[ PS this is a biological male who canonically fools absolutely everyone unless they find out specifically :3 ]

[oda_hates_me]

[A TRAP. Dx CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU]

Any you want, apple of my heart~!! [*_*]

[queenofhealers]

[ I HAD TO, TELL ME HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT ]

Can you hold your own in a fight against an entire army without needing to be healed every minute? [ /cheerful but entirely serious ]

1/2

[oda_hates_me]

[.................................... Dx]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees~!!

[judithsboobs]

[You like boobs, Sanji? She has about forty of them. And is about thirty feet tall.

... and in the center of the grocery store.]

[oda_hates_me]

[..........................

................................... s-slowly trying to slip away without being seen. ;A;]

[judithsboobs]

[Turns and notices. Deep, husky voice:]

Hello lover~

[oda_hates_me]

[it's like every cruel joke and his Butt Monkey status, all coming to badtouch him]

I-I-- [Mouth opening... closing... opening again and oh was that a pathetic squeak]

N-no, I'm taken!

[autokesha]

[Hey. Do you hear that? Where is that music coming from?

It's getting louder.]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU

[oda_hates_me]

[... The fuck is that racket? Sanji thinks it's supposed to be music... that's being squeezed out of the ass.

.... Foot t-tap]

[autokesha]

[No one can resist the catchy tunes of Ke$ha.

Also the source, a drunk woman, is coming by you. Sparkling.

So Sanji. CAN YOU HIT ON THIS WILLINGLY?]

[oda_hates_me]

[... Let him figure out your age and he'll get back to you on the hitting part.

BUT FOR NOW. ASSISTING. While wondering how the hell your are surrounded in a bubble of intensely bad but very catchy music.

AND HE SEES THOSE SPARKLES. Give him a few tags and he'll raise you some hearts]

Miss, are you alright?

[Action]

[tempest_break]

Wow! You're a prince? Really? Are you the prince of this town?

[Because here is a princess! Only she doesn't look much like one. BUT THIS IS SO COOL! A PRINCE!]

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

A prince in the eyes of every lady in need of one, Miss~!!

[Meaning? No, he's not. 8| SILLY LIAR THAT HE IS]

[Action]

[tempest_break]

[She is so ridiculously excitable. Look at this ecstatic little dance.]

So you're kinda like a super hero?

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[wtf you are so cute]

Super hero? Aaah, nothing that impressive, I'm afraid~!