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[oda_hates_me]

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Heeeeeh. That was different. Bastards have a shitty sense of humor.

[This message has been brought to you by a distinctly masculine voice just now skimming through the journal, sounding in a pleasant mood as he strolls through the forest area near town in New Feather clothes. Shoeless fuck the Malnosso, and cold, but you know what

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[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Thanks, kid. [He just finally got tired of his own emo]

Nothing happened while I was gone, did it?

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

It'll be about time for another experiment soon.

[captain_in_you]

Good to be back?

[oda_hates_me]

Aa. An interesting experience, but I prefer being the gentleman.

Been staying out of trouble?

[Voice]

[captain_in_you]

I'll bet. Least this time you remember being the right thing, huh?

[He pauses briefly. Does challenging a homicidal plant and ending up dead count as staying out of trouble?] More or less. You know me.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

I'd sound a lot more confused if not.

[wtf damn it, Jack. If Sanji ever finds this out, he will kill you out of angry concern.] I do. [faint smirk] Which is exactly why I asked.

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[not_a_bluesbro]

Eeeeh, well, that voice is less soothing to the ears...

[This is a perfectly good way of saying welcome (to town and to normalcy), you know.]

[Voice // Filtered]

[oda_hates_me]

No one said you had to listen to it, priest.

[This is also a perfectly good way of saying thanks, it's good to be back]

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[Ha, he figured as much.]

How's your head treating you? Never heard of the assholes effecting someone a second time yet, but it's never bad to ask, just in case; have all your fingers and toes still, chef?

[Voice // Filtered]

[oda_hates_me]

Let me off easy, this time. No headache, no extra shitty baggage... [It's almost suspicious]

Maybe they finally got tired of shitting with me.

[ voice ]

[hana_king]

[ Ero-cook off the port bow /o/ ]

About time you got back! [ Relieeef. Not that he was worried. Of course. ]

How are you?

[ voice ]

[oda_hates_me]

[This face, Usopp.]

Sorry; lost track of time.

[Now he shall make a list]

No shoes, took my damn clothes and cigarettes again. It's fuckin cold.

[chewing on his nails. Cigareeeeeeettes]

[ voice ]

[hana_king]

Oh, so you're fine, then. [ ...more or less >_> ]

Want me to get some stuff and meet you? [ You left your cigarettes at home, tsk. ]

[ voice ]

[oda_hates_me]

More or less. [He's not dead. 8|b]

Don't bother. I can already see the town up ahead.

You at home?

[Voice]

[chiisaichou]

[Sanji, you sound far less feminine, and because Miyabi loves you so much, she's going to take the opportunity to troll you endlessly about it. Why? BECAUSE SHE CAN - and because gdmit, she needs the chuckles right now.]

Hehe, welcome back. How's your balance? Going to miss being female, Sanji-nii?

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

E-ehe. Haven't run into anything yet, so I'm doing okay, Miyabi-chan~!

[And he knows she's trolling, but considering the circumstances of being a woman, it's a little hard for him to fall into the banter naturally. He honestly doesn't feel that weird.]

I was born a guy. That's how it's supposed to be.

[Voice]

[chiisaichou]

Well, regardless, I'm glad you're back to normal. You're not still out in the forest, though, are you?

[Because Miyabi will come and find you, Sanji. She already has one stupid idiot who's sick that she's worrying herself over. She doesn't need another one.]

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

They didn't drop me out that far this time. [Which means yes, he is]