[BSG IN PROGRESS, K?]
*spoilers ahead*
k, peoples?
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR COHERENT, THIS POST AIN'T IT.
OMG!FLAIL:DIT'SBAAAAAAAAAACK.
that was a prerequisite.
2201yeah, we get it. earth sucks. you are all depressed and emoish now.
but there is life. laura found it. wee little green plant. shiny.
radiation. but we knew that. uninhabited for 2000 years. but we kinda gathered that from the lack of welcome wagon.
"it's perfect. we traded one nuked civilization for another."
OMGWTFBBQ.
idek. we'll come back to this later. when i can think.
of course everybody's clamoring.
i am freaking out now, okay?
2208leoben is yummy.
kara's saying important type things. something about the number on her ship.
meep.dee has baby hera.
2210 wow. skeletons in the dirt. and... cylon centurions!? not!centurions! whatever the frak they are. and the bodies are all cylon...
"the thirteenth tribe was cylon."
OKAY, MY BRAIN IS BENT NOW. I GET IT YOU GUYS. THANKS. YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD HAVE LEARNED NOT TO SPECULATE ON THIS STUFF BY NOW.
2215 okay. tyrol's having flashbacks of... earth? when it got nuked.
2216 oh! kara's ship wreckage is on earth. kk. weird.
leoben is still yummy.
2217 i still kinda love dee sometimes. i dunno why, i just do.
"truth is, there's no happy way to spin this thing."
"so don't. tell them the truth, that's what these people need to hear, and they need to hear it from you."
2219 leoben is... oh, you guys know.
hai kara! you're pretty too, bb.
omg. hai kara, literally. that's... okay. um... yeah. so kara died. and she's alive. and so... idek. that's her body on earth though. and her tags and ring.
harbinger of death discussion, etc.
"is it true? if that's me lying there then what am i?"
leoben is walking away. k. even more confused than i was ten minutes ago. trufax.
2225 what have we here, anders? ... part of a guitar? O.o
ahh.. they're all remembering life on earth.
tory/anders?
they died in a holocaust 2000 years ago.
2227 ohno. laura is burning books. the pythian prophecy.
not showing up for treatments either.
"what are you doing? you just gonna lie down and quit? you're the one who made me believe in this."
"you shouldn't have listened to me. when the cylons first attacked you should've held your ground and kept fighting because i was wrong. i was wrong about everything and all those wpeople, they trusted me, they followd me and they're dead. stop. stop! don't touch me. just go."
"burn. burn. "
*ded* holy... ouch.
2230 and kara is burning... her body. k.
2232 lee, you're kinda wacko. and a bit adorable at times, but still. kinda wacko.
ohhh. k. huh.
2233 "what?" "you're glowing." "am i?"
hah. knew the pic was little!dee.
2235 uhh. omygods. dee just smiled and blew her brains out.
2240 side note: too frakking many commercials.
oh boy. now we see the return of leemo.
"she kissed me goodbye 45 minutes ago, and there was joy in her eyes, so why would she do this?"
"i don't frakking know." [offers booze]
"no."
...
"what did you do? i let you down. i let everybody down."
2242 okay, they are all falling apart.
oh boy. drunk!bill, pissed, hurt, and screwed up. and carrying a loaded gun around, barging in on tigh.
"frak you! you got no guts. you're a frakking machine. is that how it worked? they programmed you to be my friend?"
...
"you know ellen was smarter than i gave her credit for. smarter than me. she knew there was something wrong with you, that's why she went around frakking half the fleet." he goes on about her coming on to him, etc.
note: bill = mean!drunk.
tigh pulls a gun on him, adama tells him to do it or he will and pulls his own.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
*ded. again*
THIS SHOW HAS TOO FRAKKING MANY COMMERCIALS, OMG.
2250 "oh my gods that's why you came here. to do this. you haven't got the frakking guts to do it yourself. this is one time i can't help you. i think we've both had enough."
talking, and metaphors about giving up. and tigh being inspirational, who knew?
2253 39,650. ouch lee.
"i've gotta talk, i need to tell somebody... you look like hell."
aww kara, your still one of my favorites. sometimes you too lee, though it happens less often.
2254 'frak earth' written on the wall.
2255 and they're leaving earth and inviting the cylons to come along. huh, wow. also, he's back! being strong space!daddy for the fleet.
2257 d'anna's not leaving earth? "i'm gonna die here with the bones of my ancestors."
"don't you ever want to stop fighting colonel? don't you just wanna stop all of this?"
"and just ride the tide out to sea."
2258 so tigh... walks out in the ocean. and remembers..
OMGWTFBBQ. Ellen was a cylon, too?
"everything's in place. we will be reborn again. together."
...
"ellen. you're the fifth."
.
2301 UM, HAI. MY NAME IS LAUREN. BSG JUST BLEW MY BRAINS. AGAIN.
I will say this, I'd totally wondered about Ellen Tigh before, along the lines of a "oh wouldn't it be a mind frak if one of the five was tigh's dead wife" thing
k, peoples?
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR COHERENT, THIS POST AIN'T IT.
OMG!FLAIL:DIT'SBAAAAAAAAAACK.
that was a prerequisite.
2201yeah, we get it. earth sucks. you are all depressed and emoish now.
but there is life. laura found it. wee little green plant. shiny.
radiation. but we knew that. uninhabited for 2000 years. but we kinda gathered that from the lack of welcome wagon.
"it's perfect. we traded one nuked civilization for another."
OMGWTFBBQ.
idek. we'll come back to this later. when i can think.
of course everybody's clamoring.
i am freaking out now, okay?
2208leoben is yummy.
kara's saying important type things. something about the number on her ship.
meep.dee has baby hera.
2210 wow. skeletons in the dirt. and... cylon centurions!? not!centurions! whatever the frak they are. and the bodies are all cylon...
"the thirteenth tribe was cylon."
OKAY, MY BRAIN IS BENT NOW. I GET IT YOU GUYS. THANKS. YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD HAVE LEARNED NOT TO SPECULATE ON THIS STUFF BY NOW.
2215 okay. tyrol's having flashbacks of... earth? when it got nuked.
2216 oh! kara's ship wreckage is on earth. kk. weird.
leoben is still yummy.
2217 i still kinda love dee sometimes. i dunno why, i just do.
"truth is, there's no happy way to spin this thing."
"so don't. tell them the truth, that's what these people need to hear, and they need to hear it from you."
2219 leoben is... oh, you guys know.
hai kara! you're pretty too, bb.
omg. hai kara, literally. that's... okay. um... yeah. so kara died. and she's alive. and so... idek. that's her body on earth though. and her tags and ring.
harbinger of death discussion, etc.
"is it true? if that's me lying there then what am i?"
leoben is walking away. k. even more confused than i was ten minutes ago. trufax.
2225 what have we here, anders? ... part of a guitar? O.o
ahh.. they're all remembering life on earth.
tory/anders?
they died in a holocaust 2000 years ago.
2227 ohno. laura is burning books. the pythian prophecy.
not showing up for treatments either.
"what are you doing? you just gonna lie down and quit? you're the one who made me believe in this."
"you shouldn't have listened to me. when the cylons first attacked you should've held your ground and kept fighting because i was wrong. i was wrong about everything and all those wpeople, they trusted me, they followd me and they're dead. stop. stop! don't touch me. just go."
"burn. burn. "
*ded* holy... ouch.
2230 and kara is burning... her body. k.
2232 lee, you're kinda wacko. and a bit adorable at times, but still. kinda wacko.
ohhh. k. huh.
2233 "what?" "you're glowing." "am i?"
hah. knew the pic was little!dee.
2235 uhh. omygods. dee just smiled and blew her brains out.
2240 side note: too frakking many commercials.
oh boy. now we see the return of leemo.
"she kissed me goodbye 45 minutes ago, and there was joy in her eyes, so why would she do this?"
"i don't frakking know." [offers booze]
"no."
...
"what did you do? i let you down. i let everybody down."
2242 okay, they are all falling apart.
oh boy. drunk!bill, pissed, hurt, and screwed up. and carrying a loaded gun around, barging in on tigh.
"frak you! you got no guts. you're a frakking machine. is that how it worked? they programmed you to be my friend?"
...
"you know ellen was smarter than i gave her credit for. smarter than me. she knew there was something wrong with you, that's why she went around frakking half the fleet." he goes on about her coming on to him, etc.
note: bill = mean!drunk.
tigh pulls a gun on him, adama tells him to do it or he will and pulls his own.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
*ded. again*
THIS SHOW HAS TOO FRAKKING MANY COMMERCIALS, OMG.
2250 "oh my gods that's why you came here. to do this. you haven't got the frakking guts to do it yourself. this is one time i can't help you. i think we've both had enough."
talking, and metaphors about giving up. and tigh being inspirational, who knew?
2253 39,650. ouch lee.
"i've gotta talk, i need to tell somebody... you look like hell."
aww kara, your still one of my favorites. sometimes you too lee, though it happens less often.
2254 'frak earth' written on the wall.
2255 and they're leaving earth and inviting the cylons to come along. huh, wow. also, he's back! being strong space!daddy for the fleet.
2257 d'anna's not leaving earth? "i'm gonna die here with the bones of my ancestors."
"don't you ever want to stop fighting colonel? don't you just wanna stop all of this?"
"and just ride the tide out to sea."
2258 so tigh... walks out in the ocean. and remembers..
OMGWTFBBQ. Ellen was a cylon, too?
"everything's in place. we will be reborn again. together."
...
"ellen. you're the fifth."
.
2301 UM, HAI. MY NAME IS LAUREN. BSG JUST BLEW MY BRAINS. AGAIN.
I will say this, I'd totally wondered about Ellen Tigh before, along the lines of a "oh wouldn't it be a mind frak if one of the five was tigh's dead wife" thing