[bones, 30 rock] aka: POST OF GLEE, YO.
Bones -5x05- "A Night at the Bones Museum"
-first, I will say that I have no great expectations for this ep. mainly because this season has delivered four solid eps in a row, and that's just unnatural.-
teaser:
- Pffbt. bleh. me no likey Hacker. what is this? what happened to assistant directors who were awesome? Skinner, where are you?
- That body is... yeah, ick.
- "If... anyone's interested?" lol, Cam. yes, we'd like to know about the body.
- God, we're all sniffing bodies now?
- Frankincense and myrrh? seriously? mummies? again?
- Daisy + Sweets + breathing exercises = lolz.
episode:
- Bones! "I love ancient remains, I really do!" [she's practically giggling here] bahahaha! she and Daisy are having a fangirl moment. this is epic. \o/
- Angela/Sweets/Cam = win.
- Bones: "oh! The Mummy, 1932."
Cam: "you don't know who Britney Spears is but you know this movie?"
Bones: "it's the movie that made me want to be an anthropologist, although I prefer cheney's Mummy to Carlov's."
♥
- Bones and Daisy are bonding over ancient mummies. except that bones decided to start quoting along with the movie in a funny voice instead of telling sweets, Cam and Angela the results. Angela's starting to look majorly weirded out.
- Bones: "Of course not! Reanimation, while extremely entertaining, is impossible."
- Oh god, the coffin's dripping blood. And the bodies this ep are gross.
- Cam: "I guess I'd be angry too if somebody pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar."
- *snicker* Car scenes are awesome. And Booth is waaaay jealous.
- Cam: "Miss Jabari wants her mummy back."
- Oh that's just wrong. Bones, you're not allowed to take the guy to Founding Fathers. It's you and Booth's special spot. That's bad. FAIL.
- Angela: "Booth wishes you were going out with him."
Bones: "I drink with Booth all the time, but with Andrew, there's the potential for sex."
Angela: "And not with Booth?"
HAH! SHE HAS NO ANSWER. BECAUSE THERE IS POTENTIAL FOR SEX WITH BOOTH.
- Rofl. Angela+Bones pwn all.
- Sweets, please don't barf. And seriously, asking advice from Cam on Daisy?
Cam: "Did you just call me old?"
Sweets: "Is that what it sounded like?"
BAHAHA. CAM, YOU HAVE SHRUNK THE SHRINK. AND NOW, HUGGING.
Cam: "Doctor Sweets you're crushing me. And I think you're getting brain on your suit."
- Lol, Booth. Lol, Bones. It just popped out?
You guys act like you're a couple even she's dating somebody else. And he seriously never told anybody that story before. Come on people.
- Ug. I knew this was the killer from his first scene. That's sad.
- Ugh. Geez. So did not need to see that. What the heck is in the ancient egyptian storage room? It's like an instant aphrodisiac.
- Aww, Bren's got a case of stage-nerves. And changed history, though she thinks Booth does that all the time.
Oh come on guys, just kiss already.
HOLY CRAP. THEY ALMOST... GUH. THERE WAS LEANING, OKAY? THERE LITERALLY WOULD'VE BEEN KISSING WERE IT NOT FOR THE UNTIMELY INTERRUPTUS THAT IS THE SQUINT SQUAD.
AND SHE FIXED HIS TIE AND HE TOUCHED HER HAIR AND I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NOW.
FIVE FOR FIVE, SHOW.
I CANNOT EVEN.. NO WORDS, SHOW. ONLY LOVE AND A GREAT DEAL OF FLAIL. ♥
BONES WINS.
30 Rock, -4x01- "Season Four"
Show, I have missed you.
Jack's taking them out for Cheesy Blasters. Whatever they are. And he's chair dancing along as Liz sings the jingle. LOLS.
Tv BFFs, I have missed you.
- "Well you just don't like anybody, do you?"/"Well..."
- "Our new mammogram machine is call the Get'ErDone 2000" - WIN.
- "Pete's stealing money!"/"Liz's uterus fell out!"/"Oh. Think I already knew about that."
- I have no idea what Kenneth just said.
- Good at lying? rofl.
- "I didn't lie, Kenneth. I massaged the truth."
- "Whatever religious undergarments he wears are in a twist."
- Gosh. Pete and Liz are just painfully bad at lying. There is absolutely no way you get to be that old in America and not know how to lie convincingly. I'm not advocating lying, but it needed to be said.
- Oh geez. This just took a left turn at weird and went straight to bizarre. and ROFL.
- NIXON? Gosh, no wonder Jack has problems.
- Baha. Jack's pouring himself a shot. Of Robitussin.
- Kenneth + Jack = lol. "Massage it, Kenneth."
- Jenna, whatever you're doing, it's not country. My ears are bleeding.
Liz: "Ugh. I hate that I kinda like that."
Jack: "Step into the light, Lemon, there's nothing wrong with being fun and popular and just giving people what they want. Ladies and Gentlemen: Jay Leno."
[fades out on Jack smiling at the camera with Liz winking from behind his shoulder.]
Show, I have missed you and your epic lols.
I haven't watched Fringe or The Mentalist yet. This once, I'm gonna say it: DO NOT SPOIL ME.
-first, I will say that I have no great expectations for this ep. mainly because this season has delivered four solid eps in a row, and that's just unnatural.-
teaser:
- Pffbt. bleh. me no likey Hacker. what is this? what happened to assistant directors who were awesome? Skinner, where are you?
- That body is... yeah, ick.
- "If... anyone's interested?" lol, Cam. yes, we'd like to know about the body.
- God, we're all sniffing bodies now?
- Frankincense and myrrh? seriously? mummies? again?
- Daisy + Sweets + breathing exercises = lolz.
episode:
- Bones! "I love ancient remains, I really do!" [she's practically giggling here] bahahaha! she and Daisy are having a fangirl moment. this is epic. \o/
- Angela/Sweets/Cam = win.
- Bones: "oh! The Mummy, 1932."
Cam: "you don't know who Britney Spears is but you know this movie?"
Bones: "it's the movie that made me want to be an anthropologist, although I prefer cheney's Mummy to Carlov's."
♥
- Bones and Daisy are bonding over ancient mummies. except that bones decided to start quoting along with the movie in a funny voice instead of telling sweets, Cam and Angela the results. Angela's starting to look majorly weirded out.
- Bones: "Of course not! Reanimation, while extremely entertaining, is impossible."
- Oh god, the coffin's dripping blood. And the bodies this ep are gross.
- Cam: "I guess I'd be angry too if somebody pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar."
- *snicker* Car scenes are awesome. And Booth is waaaay jealous.
- Cam: "Miss Jabari wants her mummy back."
- Oh that's just wrong. Bones, you're not allowed to take the guy to Founding Fathers. It's you and Booth's special spot. That's bad. FAIL.
- Angela: "Booth wishes you were going out with him."
Bones: "I drink with Booth all the time, but with Andrew, there's the potential for sex."
Angela: "And not with Booth?"
HAH! SHE HAS NO ANSWER. BECAUSE THERE IS POTENTIAL FOR SEX WITH BOOTH.
- Rofl. Angela+Bones pwn all.
- Sweets, please don't barf. And seriously, asking advice from Cam on Daisy?
Cam: "Did you just call me old?"
Sweets: "Is that what it sounded like?"
BAHAHA. CAM, YOU HAVE SHRUNK THE SHRINK. AND NOW, HUGGING.
Cam: "Doctor Sweets you're crushing me. And I think you're getting brain on your suit."
- Lol, Booth. Lol, Bones. It just popped out?
You guys act like you're a couple even she's dating somebody else. And he seriously never told anybody that story before. Come on people.
- Ug. I knew this was the killer from his first scene. That's sad.
- Ugh. Geez. So did not need to see that. What the heck is in the ancient egyptian storage room? It's like an instant aphrodisiac.
- Aww, Bren's got a case of stage-nerves. And changed history, though she thinks Booth does that all the time.
Oh come on guys, just kiss already.
HOLY CRAP. THEY ALMOST... GUH. THERE WAS LEANING, OKAY? THERE LITERALLY WOULD'VE BEEN KISSING WERE IT NOT FOR THE UNTIMELY INTERRUPTUS THAT IS THE SQUINT SQUAD.
AND SHE FIXED HIS TIE AND HE TOUCHED HER HAIR AND I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NOW.
FIVE FOR FIVE, SHOW.
I CANNOT EVEN.. NO WORDS, SHOW. ONLY LOVE AND A GREAT DEAL OF FLAIL. ♥
BONES WINS.
30 Rock, -4x01- "Season Four"
Show, I have missed you.
Jack's taking them out for Cheesy Blasters. Whatever they are. And he's chair dancing along as Liz sings the jingle. LOLS.
Tv BFFs, I have missed you.
- "Well you just don't like anybody, do you?"/"Well..."
- "Our new mammogram machine is call the Get'ErDone 2000" - WIN.
- "Pete's stealing money!"/"Liz's uterus fell out!"/"Oh. Think I already knew about that."
- I have no idea what Kenneth just said.
- Good at lying? rofl.
- "I didn't lie, Kenneth. I massaged the truth."
- "Whatever religious undergarments he wears are in a twist."
- Gosh. Pete and Liz are just painfully bad at lying. There is absolutely no way you get to be that old in America and not know how to lie convincingly. I'm not advocating lying, but it needed to be said.
- Oh geez. This just took a left turn at weird and went straight to bizarre. and ROFL.
- NIXON? Gosh, no wonder Jack has problems.
- Baha. Jack's pouring himself a shot. Of Robitussin.
- Kenneth + Jack = lol. "Massage it, Kenneth."
- Jenna, whatever you're doing, it's not country. My ears are bleeding.
Liz: "Ugh. I hate that I kinda like that."
Jack: "Step into the light, Lemon, there's nothing wrong with being fun and popular and just giving people what they want. Ladies and Gentlemen: Jay Leno."
[fades out on Jack smiling at the camera with Liz winking from behind his shoulder.]
Show, I have missed you and your epic lols.
I haven't watched Fringe or The Mentalist yet. This once, I'm gonna say it: DO NOT SPOIL ME.