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[odastillhatesme]

[There is something extraordinarily jarring about finding yourself in a chilled, unfamiliar forest, when two seconds ago you were under the sea, fighting off a legion of crazed fishmen. The blonde man clad in the usual New Feather's garb is none too pleased with this switch once he gathers his bearings, and he sets off in a direction that might be

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[Voice] my internet died :^| you still have more.

[wildkotetsu]

[Waaaait a second, wait a second.]

Eeh--You're 'Sanji'?

[THE MYSTERY GUY

What the heck, you really do sound like him. :|a]

[Voice] /sdhafodhfaidf

[odastillhatesme]

[...]

You need something, shithead? [He sounds less imposing than usual, thanks to that curious note in his voice. Um. Who are you and why does it feel like he's talking to himself?]

Re: [Voice] C^:

[wildkotetsu]

Oi, oi, that's not very good conduct on these journals! What if the kids're hearing you?

[SHEESH, manners! He huffs and makes a fist at the screen.]

Everyone keeps mistaking me for you!

...I didn't think you'd show up at the same time, though.

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

[Completely ignoring that first part, sry. And as for the second...

no1curr, dude]

Then change your voice. Problem solved.

Re: [Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Nooo, no, you can change your voice! I'm older than you! That means I've had it longer.

[LOGIC.]

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

And I've been here longer. You're being mistaken for me for a reason, idiot.

Re: [Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Well, that's not much fair...

[:^|]

So you went home, aa? I'm trying to figure out how this place works, but it's kinda... all over the place.

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

I'm sure you'll get over it.

[He could just dismiss this guy. It's tempting. But... eh. Sanji isn't in such a bad mood he's gonna be that much of a dick tonight.]

That's how Luceti works. It yanks you in and spits you out without a warning. [He glances at the journal] No one remembers anything when they're sent home, either. This might as well be a damn dream - you just don't know when you'll wake up.

Re: [Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Hmm... [He rubs his chin, thoughtful.] That's pretty flawless, actually. They wouldn't want you remembering everything once you're outside the barrier, even if you did find a way back. It could ruin their plans, and stuff.

[Kotetsu's first thought is NEXT POWERS!!@312, but you never know.]

Naa, why does it take us though?

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

[Said bluntly] We make good guinea pigs. Not too shabby at fighting in their shitty war, either.

Re: [Voice] 1/2

[wildkotetsu]

Mmm, I heard about that. [His voice is low, and really, it bothers him like it would any person.] Guess there's nothing much to do but get through it.

[Kotetsu's not much of a fan of these sorts of topics. He'd rather just deal with these things when they came up. But this was sort of important.]

Re: [Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

So! You've been here a while? I can't imagine they can keep people here for that long. What's the deal with you and 'mellorine', huh?

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

[Hold that first thought. Sanji's face sours up like he's sucking on a lime]

Mellorine? [Oh no.]

... Alright, which shithead did you talk to?

Re: [Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Mmm, he had a skeleton... picture... avatar... [thing.]

What does that even mean? Mello~rine~~? Isn't that a kind of ice cream?

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

[-- Holy shit that's how he sounds goddamn]

O-oi, don't ever do that again!

[Voice]

[odastillhatesme]

-- AND I'M GONNA KILL THAT BASTARD.