Zombie Haiku

[odd_on_purpose]

Bored at work. Nothing
To do. How to pass the time?
Why, zombie haiku!



Zombie haiku wants
To eat your brains through your face
And then have seconds

She craves brains like a
Hungry Hannibal Lecter
Only no heartbeat

A Two-Part Zombie Haiku Series

The news keeps saying
It's a minor flu outbreak
Such total bullshit

Was it the flu that
Made my sister take a bite
From my mother's leg?

Their brains only stop
Wanting brains when you explode
Their brains from their skulls

As written by a zombie:
Brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brains

Their moans and groans are
Driving me to distraction
I need a grenade

Quit demanding brains
Don't make me get my shotgun
Zombies are tiresome

A Three-Part Zombie Haiku Series

My neighbor Darryl
Is moving a bit slowly
Should I be worried?

Darryl tried to eat
My arm yesterday when we
Met at the mailbox

Shot Darryl today
Right in the middle of his
Stupid zombie face

The zombies ingest
Considerably more flesh
Than one might have hoped

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Now made with real brains!

Recurring dreams of
The zombie apocalypse
Have made me hungry

Next time, vampire haiku!