I think you broke me. My brain is just... what the hell, man!? You make me cry. And then cry again. And then make up for it with this continuously hot, sexually charged, pornographic masterpiece.
That does it! I am not writing another word. Ever again. I just can't match this. What's the point?
Your gay porn (with plot, and drama, and brilliant depth of character potrayal) has ruined my life.
If I were better at angles I would illustrate for you. But I'm not. And I don't want to have to spend hours on google attempting to look up interesting reference pictures for gay sex. (You think researching toys and angles of curvature is hard? Try spending hours on gay porn sites searching through the free galleries for good poses and then having to explain the browser history you forgot to delete! That's hard!)
I am going to bed now. And if I happen to have graphic dreams about Puck's ass, I will know who to blame! /glare
Argh! *runs frantically to find brain glue* Shit, dude - you better not be serious about the not writing!! Why'd you put that on my conscience?! :( ...I'm not posting shit like this again if I keep damaging folk.
And if I gave you graphic Puck-ass dreams I will never forgive myself - never!! *puts hand to brow dramatically and sadly locks away the porn*
*g* I'm glad it was so... affecting for you, sweetheart! The porny bits kinda increased a LOT from what I had planned!
(also, purely for reference purposes you understand, it's possible that this post may be relevant to your more pictorial interests...) (Really, really NSFW!)
See, the trouble with that is finding a pose that is both visually interesting and something I feel confident enough to draw without it turning into antanomically questionable Badly Drawn Porn.
I tried, actually, after logging off last night (and deciding that no, I really can't sleep)... And came up with an anatomically questionable sketch that I scrapped in favour of conservative sensuality.
I loved this fic sooooooo much! My absolute favorite kink is rimming and that scene was just amazing! One of the absolute best I've ever read (and that's over a 10 year period)
And I loved how it was all was dragged out, starting with just touching and slowly escalating each day until we reached a completely mindblowing conclusion.
And the research you made! I clicked every link. I love seeing the toys, now I want to go back and read it again, being able to imagine it even better. :)
And more than anything I loved the last lines. Awwwwwwwww.
*g* Must admit I'm fond of rimming in fics myself ;) And best in 10 years?! Sweet jeebus, that's immensely flattering - thank you, honey! *blushes like a mad thing*
And I'm glad you liked the links! It's nice to give folks a visual ;D
Love that you love the last lines <3 They're my favourite!
1. you are responsible for the panty-wetting going on over here. I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT.
2. VERY strangely, my throat is also all fucking choked up. possibly because i am so sad that it's over, but also, and more likely, because i'm an emotional fucking wreck as a result of your fantastic story-telling-fu. ;___;
3. i really liked your profuse yet appropriate use of the word 'fuck' and all its derivatives. fuck yeah, man.
4. you realize... you'll never get me to stop pestering you now for more fic. like. ever. EVER. so, yeah. just so you know and are warned and stuff.
i love you very very much for dedicating this to me. you have NO. FUCKING. IDEA. how honored and touched i am. if this is what my ridiculous fawning gets me, i shall shower you with love and puppies and dildos. and angels.
speaking of which... HOW'S THAT OTHER FIC COMING? BECAUSE IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE FANTASTIC AND MAKE ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS, I CAN JUST TELL.
um. it doesn't HAVE to make me happy in my pants, you know? you shouldn't feel like you have to write porn or anything... just that you're really damn good at it. and all the rest of it as well. the feelings. and the resolution. and all that stuff that i don't have a name for and you seem to pin down so beautifully that i can feel it in my headbones.
*imagines Puck 'n Kurt joining her under the shower*
Also, WHICH FIC? BECAUSE THERE'S A DOZEN ON THE GO AND I'VE FORGOTTEN WHICH I'VE BLETHERED ABOUT TO FOLK!!
But no happy-pant ones imminent :( - @ the mo I'm writing moronic crack about ass-babies & if that one gets you joyful in your lady parts I'm gonna have to book you a padded room, sweetheart!
1. The management disclaims responsibility for any damage caused to panties during the reading of this fic.
2. Ah, that pesky plot - getting in the way of the porn! That was what made this one so damn late! (But I'm glad you liked it, babe!)
3. Well, fuck yeah! It's Puck, innit?
4. Hahaha! Omg, what have I unleashed? *g*
Believe me, honey, I'm so, SO pleased you like it and you did encourage me to finish it off. And hey, if I get puppy-carrying, dildo-wielding angels out of the deal as well I'm happy! :D
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That does it! I am not writing another word. Ever again. I just can't match this. What's the point?
Your gay porn (with plot, and drama, and brilliant depth of character potrayal) has ruined my life.
If I were better at angles I would illustrate for you. But I'm not. And I don't want to have to spend hours on google attempting to look up interesting reference pictures for gay sex. (You think researching toys and angles of curvature is hard? Try spending hours on gay porn sites searching through the free galleries for good poses and then having to explain the browser history you forgot to delete! That's hard!)
I am going to bed now. And if I happen to have graphic dreams about Puck's ass, I will know who to blame! /glare
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And if I gave you graphic Puck-ass dreams I will never forgive myself - never!! *puts hand to brow dramatically and sadly locks away the porn*
*g* I'm glad it was so... affecting for you, sweetheart! The porny bits kinda increased a LOT from what I had planned!
(also, purely for reference purposes you understand, it's possible that this post may be relevant to your more pictorial interests...) (Really, really NSFW!)
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I tried, actually, after logging off last night (and deciding that no, I really can't sleep)... And came up with an anatomically questionable sketch that I scrapped in favour of conservative sensuality.
"Conservative sensuality": http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q299/zombie_cat/01-2.jpg
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And I loved how it was all was dragged out, starting with just touching and slowly escalating each day until we reached a completely mindblowing conclusion.
And the research you made! I clicked every link. I love seeing the toys, now I want to go back and read it again, being able to imagine it even better. :)
And more than anything I loved the last lines. Awwwwwwwww.
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And I'm glad you liked the links! It's nice to give folks a visual ;D
Love that you love the last lines <3 They're my favourite!
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<3 Thank you, sweetie! I'm glad you liked it!
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1. you are responsible for the panty-wetting going on over here. I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT.
2. VERY strangely, my throat is also all fucking choked up. possibly because i am so sad that it's over, but also, and more likely, because i'm an emotional fucking wreck as a result of your fantastic story-telling-fu. ;___;
3. i really liked your profuse yet appropriate use of the word 'fuck' and all its derivatives. fuck yeah, man.
4. you realize... you'll never get me to stop pestering you now for more fic. like. ever. EVER. so, yeah. just so you know and are warned and stuff.
i love you very very much for dedicating this to me. you have NO. FUCKING. IDEA. how honored and touched i am. if this is what my ridiculous fawning gets me, i shall shower you with love and puppies and dildos. and angels.
<3<3<3
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speaking of which... HOW'S THAT OTHER FIC COMING? BECAUSE IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE FANTASTIC AND MAKE ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS, I CAN JUST TELL.
um. it doesn't HAVE to make me happy in my pants, you know? you shouldn't feel like you have to write porn or anything... just that you're really damn good at it. and all the rest of it as well. the feelings. and the resolution. and all that stuff that i don't have a name for and you seem to pin down so beautifully that i can feel it in my headbones.
MY HEADBONES. GET IT? GET IT?!!?!?
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Also, WHICH FIC? BECAUSE THERE'S A DOZEN ON THE GO AND I'VE FORGOTTEN WHICH I'VE BLETHERED ABOUT TO FOLK!!
But no happy-pant ones imminent :( - @ the mo I'm writing moronic crack about ass-babies & if that one gets you joyful in your lady parts I'm gonna have to book you a padded room, sweetheart!
(hehehe. u said 'bone'...)
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2. Ah, that pesky plot - getting in the way of the porn! That was what made this one so damn late! (But I'm glad you liked it, babe!)
3. Well, fuck yeah! It's Puck, innit?
4. Hahaha! Omg, what have I unleashed? *g*
Believe me, honey, I'm so, SO pleased you like it and you did encourage me to finish it off. And hey, if I get puppy-carrying, dildo-wielding angels out of the deal as well I'm happy! :D
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I'm so very pleased you liked it, and the research was fun to do *g*
*blows you kisses*
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