I'd like to dedicate this to those friends of mine who, looking out for their own my well-being, advised me not to post it. (Well, I say 'advised'. It seems more diplomatic than "NOOO KAREN NOOOOEESS!") They almost convinced me... but if Marvel gets to publish Adventures of the Spectacular Spider-sperm, I no longer shall be swayed by what should not exist in a sane world. After all, I live in this one. :D