gfdi I can't deal with this shittery

[odditycollector]

Just now saw a picture of the rebooted Amanda Waller -- here's a link, which leads to a comic book rendering of a thin, young, conventionally attractive woman in a cleavage shirt and glossy red lipstick. Also she appears to be smiling somewhat vacantly

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[jarodrussell]

I think there's three stages to the DCnU for fans like us...at least there was for me.

Phase One: Abject Rage. "What kind of shitcock downgrades Oracle back to Batgirl?"

Phase Two: Sarcastic Acceptance. "No, no. You know what, Batgirl's a great idea. Have fun with your vastly inferior character, at least you can't fuck up her reputation with hackers."

Phase Three: Bauble Distraction. "Oh, cool! K'Nex!"

You're in Phase One now.

[odditycollector]

I have been on this wheel before. I just had not IMAGINED they would fuck with Amanda Waller.

So. Naive.

And Homestuck's eaten my brain, so it's not like DC has such a deep grip on me atm.

[nancybrown]

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[odditycollector]

NO.

NO IT IS NOT.

[caiusmajor]

...............okay, that was the first time I've actually SEEN it. WHAT THE FUCK. D:

[odditycollector]

IT IS THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY. ALSO YESTERDAY. ALSO THE DAY BEFORE. And that's about where I run out of fully detailed memories, so.

[ext_249691]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

*explodes*

[odditycollector]

I don't even know how to DEAL with how terrible everything is forever.

[count_fenring]

Wow. And I thought Oracle->Batgirl was maddening.

I mean, god DAMN.

[odditycollector]

Oh no, it was.

But in face of *this* we need to go recalibrate our angry scales.