If I tell you I'm not great, and you contradict me, please don't get pissed later because you find out the truth ( Read more... )

- Those pants look very tight, baby. How do you get into those?
- You can start by buying me a drink.

AhAHA! Aleisa's great. She's funny. No, she didn't say that, perv. She's a fine upstanding woman who'd never think of saying something so vile.
Why the hell am I getting odd messages on my phone? An ad from Fox? Yeah, clogging up my phone will ( Read more... )

They voted 420-1 to expel Traficant from office. That's a lot of people he'll have to stab in the crotch.
It's early morning. It's boring. I'm lonely. But I have new pictures of my Olgy bear! Ah, life is good. She is teh rox0rz. <3 Olgy bear.

- I still can't get over that crotch-stabbing comment. No longer do I think that guy is a crackhead -- he's awesome. Think how cool it would be to have a president that says shit like that. "What you say!? You will not sell us your oil? I will stab you in the crotch!" Fucking classic ( Read more... )

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No joke, this is a real quote.
"And then when I get out, I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a gladiator I will stab people in the crotch." - Rep. James Traficant (D - Ohio)

We're monitoring you on our instruments. Right now, we've got you on a tuba.

Hahaha! That line always kills me.
Anyhow, I'm irritated at Dr. Hankins. Bastard didn't sign me up for ANS like he said. What do you expect of a guy who stirs his cocoa with a fountain pen in research meetings?

I've got a headache and no Excedrin. Woe is me. I've also got assloads of chem homework to finish.
The mentor-mentee gathering today was pretty lame. But oh gee golly willikers we'll have fun tomorrow!

1. If you're a really good analytical chemist, your resume lists you with a lot of publications in "anal. chem." Is that something to be proud to know a lot about ( Read more... )

Tasha's acting crazy. You know, attacking rugs and the like ( Read more... )