One (Is The Loneliest Number)

[oddlycute]

Kadic is...empty. Well, except for Sweeney Todd. She's being more vacant than usual, so I think maybe the whole "nose job" thing was really a cover for the extensive lobotomy. Or something

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[lyokan_geisha]

Hahaa. Odd, you should've put that hair stuff after washing your hair first.

I had a lot of fun today. I'm glad you were there to help me procrastinate a little.

[oddlycute]

Well, I'm not the resident genius. I'm just a "creepy genius" as Einstein likes to put it. ...Although I really hope by "creepy" he means "accidental."

...Plus, all the directions were in Japanese.

You know, procrastination is like my super power. Call upon me any time there is an assignment that needs putting-off or a room that doesn't feel like being cleaned. (Because I only use my powers for good, not evil.)

[lyokan_geisha]

However he puts it, it's a good thing, Mr. Genius...

I could've translated those for you, if you wanted. Though, washing your hair after having it cut is what I like to call common sense. Instead of washing, you lather on a whole bunch of mousse and make it look like you have hair plugs.

I will call upon you if I ever need some help procrastinating, in which I will be doing lots of.

[oddlycute]

...I was excited by the grape scent?

[prettysissi]

For the last time, I did not get a nose job, and you're the only one of us who would be better lobotomocized!

...And stop calling me Sweeney Todd!

[oddlycute]

Yeah, yeah. No nose job. I gotcha. But the lobotomy is still possible.

Well, if you'd stop shooting me death glares...I mean the "real" Sweeney Todd was much more subtle. Nuanced, even.

[prettysissi]

It is not.

Sweeney Todd did not exist! He is fictional! There are no records of his existance! How can you possible compare me to the real Sweeney Todd if the real Sweeney Todd never existed?!

[oddlycute]

Sure.

Because the "real" was in quotation marks, bella.

[virtual_samurai]

Of course the place was empty, Odd--you got here early. Good thing you're the kind of guy who can keep himself occupied.

[oddlycute]

Well, yeah, I'm early, but usually other people are too...

Irritating Sissi Sweeney Todd has become my new hobby. Only problem is, I don't actually have to do anything. Which is...a little weird.

[virtual_samurai]

...Really? Heh. Just think of it as a game--you've hit a new high score.

[oddlycute]

Yeah, but it takes the fun right out of the game, yanno. Where's the challenge?