(no subject)
If I were __________ I would be: __________
a month: ...May
a day of the week: ...Thursday
a time of day: ...that time right before sunrise
a planet: ...mercury
a sea animal: ...sea anemone
a direction: ...South west
a piece of furniture: ... the super awesome squishy chair from Tamara
a historical figure: ...davy crockett: he killed him a bear when he was only 3
a liquid: ...capri sun... old school style
a stone: ...emerald
a tree: ...plumeria tree... ever see them blossom?
a bird: ...hummingbird yea cracked out sugar fiends
a tool: ...jig saw
a flower: ...hibiscus
a kind of weather: ..."beach weather"
a mythical creature: ...syren
a musical instrument: ...cymbol
an animal: ...snow leopard
a color: ...pale pink
an emotion: ...content
a vegetable: ...banana squash... its just fun to say
an element: ...magnesium.... just add water
a car: ... old school ford pickup truck
a song: ...wonderful tonight-Eric Clapton
a movie ...bed of roses "you're supposed to say dont go, and i turn around and you tell me everything's going to be okay"
a book, - eating the chesire cat
a food: ... sprinkles
a place: ... florence
a material: ...100% cotton...oo so soft
a taste: ...sugary sweet
a word: .... stupendous
an object: ... spatula
a body part: ...earlobe
a facial expression: ...excitement/anticipation
a subject in school: ...naptime
a cartoon character: ... dot from animaniacs
a shape: ...octagon
a number: ...11
a game/tv/movie character: ..macguyver, hell yeah i'd kick your ass with my pinky finger while making a bomb from bubblegum and a toothpick
a culture: ...maori
a vehicle: ...scooter...push scooter no motorized bullshit
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
a. being utterly alone
b. not succeeding by my standards
c. spiders
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
a. guitar
b. how to bartend
c. surf shortboard
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
a. sleepy pants
b. tank top
c. hair tie
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
a. speakers
b. glass of water
c. tissues
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
a. love myself completely
b. touch someone's life in a good way
c. travel the world
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
a. Quirky
b. Caring
c. Steadfast
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
a. bad temper
b. moody
c. bottle up emotions
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
a. English
b. Irish
c. Hungarian
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
a. eyes
b. hair
c. breastssssss
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
a. butt
b. thighs
c. upper arms
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
a. i will start a fight faster if you picked on people i care about before i would start one to protect myself
b. i've had my stomach pumped cause i swallowed pills
c. i was born at exactly 10a.m.on the dot
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
a. dude
b. word
c. yo, whats crackalackin
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
a. Ireland
b. venice
c. england
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
a. Leslie-bian
b. Bubbles
c. any such cutesy name (babe, baby, sweetie, hon...)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
a. oddlyfine
b. lilbitblonde11
c. rolypolycucumber
THREE THINGS THAT ARENT WORTH YOUR TIME
a. abuse (verbal, physical, mental or emotional)
b. liars and cheaters
c. close minded, self involved, egocentric assholes
THREE STATES YOU'VE LIVED IN
a. California
b. New York
c.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
a. the ocean, doesn't matter where, the waves still carry you to shore
b. cuddling
c. bubble baths
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED CIGARETTES
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE GONE DOWN ON A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE DATED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A LIMO
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAVE DATED MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE AT ONCE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE GONE HOME WITH A STRIPPER
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WATCHED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS MARRIED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN BAR CONTEST
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER HAVE PRETENDED TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER HAVE FAKED AN ORGASM
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN A HOT TUB OR POOL
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH A BOSS TO GET A PROMOTION
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIENDS SIGNIFIGANT OTHER
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MY FRIENDS SIBLING
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED OCTOBERFEST IN GERMANY
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOW SKIING
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(_) I NEVER TOOK A PURITY TEST
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER GAVE A MIDGET A LAP DANCE
(_)I NEVER STREAKED
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN A CHANGING ROOM
TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN