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(introduction to scenerio 1: my cousin Blake he had been pretty weird the whole day and like idk but someone would be all blake come on man lets go to the store..and hed be all go to the store my face, and just sayin weird stuff all day.... so he was learning how to drive and he was driving with his dad)
UNCLE G: Hey Blake calm down
BLAKE: Calm down my face
UNCLE G: take it easy, just ahh stop sign stop
BLAKE: i know
UNCLE G: go down exit 69
BLAKE: i'll 69 yout face!!!... i mean
(long moment of aquwardness...)
So lindsey, how was cheerleading camp?
It was Long, Hard, and i got a big blister....
WHAT!!!!
i'm hot blooded check it and see i got a fever of 103 come on baby can you do more than dance hot blooded hot blooded
im hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet ya.....
if i was a roach on a tree tell me would you smoke me?
theres a lot more i just can't think of them right now.