I could make the devil throw his fork away

[ode_to_tapirs]

Having agreed with certain others that the word "research" is something of a misnomer, I can nonetheless say that this period of sub par academic work is....endless. Fortunately, I decided to be really wild today, and instead of going to the library right away...I went to health services! UNfortunately, however, I didn't feel that it would be

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cries and whispers

[yourpalfootfoot]

if your vagina won't sour itself, maybe your brain could go south and use your vag as an outlet? something within you snaps, and suddenly you're breaking wine bottles inside of yourself.

Re: cries and whispers

[ode_to_tapirs]

thank you for that prompt and insightful analysis

[chickibux]

researh smesearch!! just write the same paper over and over again like i do!!

[ode_to_tapirs]

Yeah...I guess a critical 500 line translation of Chaucer and a research paper about Sephardic Jews would use a lot of the same source material...

[edocicnivad]

oh totally.
if you only knew how many papers i've writtten about ultimate.
and by the by i split open my chin writing the last one.