FUCKYOURWARS

[ode_to_tapirs]

I CAN'T BREATHE, CAN'T BREATHE, CAN'T BREATHE.

lost: important notebook containing thoughtful research

found: a bottle of rotting milk accompanied by a young man to tend to me sweetly

that last sentence, right?

Comments

[chickibux]

dear allie,

i hope you find your notebook. try some divining rods, the new-age mom in me says. i'm glad the young man is there. i have a staff infection on my face, which would be funny if i didn't look like a star wars thing. actually, its still funny. i am watching a certain red haired friend of ours play frisbee out the window.

love emma

[ode_to_tapirs]

YOUR FACE?

[chickibux]

according to health services woman it is impetigo, a staff infection of the skin. on my face!! ewwwwww. it is near my eye so it is all swollen and makes me look a little deformed. it has made my vanity quite unavoidable. but now it's going away. she said i probably got it from wiping my nose and scratching my face in that order.

[ode_to_tapirs]

oh no! I've been wiping my nose and scratching my ear a ton! Also, I asked Alex, and he said he didn't see anything deformed about you. Also, I miss you.

[chickibux]

i beleive i saw alex in a car speeding past me the other day. i was hunched and wearing sunglasses. so, alex might not have noticed my swollen forehead. it is one of those things where i am like "you guys can't SEE THIS!?!??! am i always this ugly????@?!?!?!" and then people are like "oh yeah. ew wierd."
anyhow. i miss you too.