Today I am going to do a thing or two about my health. In the meantime, I was wondering if anyone remembers who it was that spoke of a world that would eventually become overloaded past capacity with GHOSTS? I think I'm thinking of the Time Machine...but, really and truly, I would like to think of something else, I hate thinking about the Time ( Read more... )

I AM ELVISON ELVISON ELVISON LAPLATNEY, I FEAR DEATH FROM STRAINING AT STOOL, I ALWAYS WILL, THIS IS NOT NEW.

"SO AAAAALLL YOU CAN SAY NOW IS THAT THE PRINCE OF GRANADA COVETED MONEY AND WAS FOND OF GOOD LOOKING BOYS AND OF THEIR COMPANY AS BOON COMPANIONS"

ASSHOLE!

hello hello I am having a birthday party tomorrow at 10:30 in the art house lounge (harkness) if you are anywhere on the east coast you should come! thank you very much! thank you! byebye!

FEWER PEOPLE, LESS HEAT

CUPCAKES NOT CERTAIN

PRINCE GUARANTEED

My sedentary lifestyle asserts itself with more than a little snarkiness when I note that any movement, as in, any walk down the road, is inevitably accompanied by horrific smells, mysterious graveyards, and, for some reason, sentimental tears. That being said, I can think of more than a few people who ought to join me (not including my reflection ( Read more... )

It is 2 am. I am watching Oprah. Right now Chris "Ludacris" Bridges is defending the use of the word "bitch". I wish my bed was warmer.

seriously, I'm home. I am anxious for the company of others. Lulu's crazy eyes have gotten worse. Horror.

Do you REALIZE what this MEANS?

I think I'm writing a research paper about something that never truly existed. What fun ( Read more... )

MAKE WAY!

Happy Birthday, Brendan! Now the whole world knows!

This may seem a little premature...but...who's gonna be around for Thanksgiving? Who wants to have a joyous gathering of friends?

HELLO ( Read more... )