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Aug 14, 2009 05:13

I simply cannot live like this!

I feel so very queasy right now...

...Perhaps I should consider finding alternative accommodation....

*apollo, *vorpal, *russia, *edward, *hao, *rika, *kanna, run awaaay, *patti

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spiritsmoking August 14 2009, 04:29:28 UTC
What's wrong now?

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:35:56 UTC
Th-the fencing... The fire... The appliances... The vodka next door... The smell...

[Goes on muttering some more.]

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spiritsmoking August 14 2009, 04:37:52 UTC
What happened to the appliances?

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:39:41 UTC
I have no idea. They were here earlier. Ask your leader.

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novicexpert August 14 2009, 04:38:49 UTC
...Are you sick?

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:44:28 UTC
Yes... Sick, oh so very sick...

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novicexpert August 14 2009, 04:48:47 UTC
Is it contagious?

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:50:51 UTC
I hope not. Nobody else should have to endure such torment...

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discoinfernorz August 14 2009, 04:41:34 UTC
If you're feeling ill you should lie down.

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:45:48 UTC
I couldn't possibly in this pit...

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discoinfernorz August 14 2009, 04:48:24 UTC
Hm, the house is quite stifling. We have room in the tent if you need fresh air.

[...a cross between taunting and generosity, perhaps?]

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 04:52:19 UTC
I wouldn't join you in any such hovel thank you very much!

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naive_weapon August 14 2009, 04:54:48 UTC
..Kid? What's w'ong?

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1/2 odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 05:07:02 UTC
... It's all such a mess Patti...

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2/2 odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 05:13:12 UTC
And I am a filthy, disgusting pig for not being able to fix it!

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naive_weapon August 14 2009, 11:03:06 UTC
Did you want hewp?

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kol_shevik August 14 2009, 05:20:18 UTC
Oh? I am sorry to see you go, little comrade! But sometimes is only way. Russia understands.

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odetosymmetry August 14 2009, 12:41:03 UTC
...You're sorry?

[Blinkblink... Staaaare.]

Have you been drinking sir?

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[1/2] kol_shevik August 14 2009, 12:46:35 UTC
[He pauses to consider this loaded question.

There's a brief moment of counting on one hand.

...and then the other. He looks briefly at his feet, but reconsiders.]

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[2/2] kol_shevik August 14 2009, 12:47:50 UTC
No more than usual.

I am sorry that you are ending your life! It was nice to know you, little comrade! If you would like, Russia can take care of paperwork. Then no one would know you were even here. Very clean.

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