AAAAGHADGHAIDGWI. why do i still watch big brother? not really paying attention but im fairly sure they've been talking about wine for half an hour. and this is the highlights show ( Read more... )

AARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

rubbish haiku

mmmm oven grease

i feel disgusting

gahdgah i hate that fucking lucio man - dan you're a dj now, can't you replace him? i'll talk to marsha

epsom was on tv today. very exciting. i want to go to derby day now, but its a bit late really. and i think i have to watch all the 24 before i leave. and eat all the sausages

last exam in an hour! hoooorayyy ( Read more... )

really scary dream. i had a third nipple. but then i kept finding more, there were about 5 in total i think. horrible little things.

got a new phone and switched to orange (for all the free texts, although the o2 man told me that now they have exactly the same deal, liars). did the thing where you get to keep your old number except apparently there's some long switch-over procedure so i have a different one for a week. and i can't be bothered to tell people about the new number ( Read more... )

what a waste of a sunday ( Read more... )

( my time-wasting reward for finishing an essay THREE DAYS EARLY. im the greatest. )

just realised i spent all of yesterday wearing a top with the price tag still attached. and it was primark. classy.