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A - Age you got your first kiss: 14.
B - Band listening to right now: the moldy peaches.
C - Crush: when i was in kindergarten, my best friend was this boy named sebastian. halfway through the year i switched out of morning kindergarten into afternoon kindergarten so that i could watch lamb chops' play along in the mornings (i'm not kidding). consequently, sebastian and i were no longer in the same class and we lost touch. one afternoon, my sister was walking me to school and i saw sebastian on the monkey bars. i approached him to say hello but he acted as if he didn't know who i was. i was crushed. it was there that i decided i would never love again.
D - Dad's name: Rakesh Kumar Ohri. he's pretty bitchin.
E - Easiest person to talk to: my sister CHEESY AS IT IS even though i am always censoring myself in conversation.
F - Favorite bands at the moment: belle and sebastian, gang of four
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: gummy bears are more fun to eat. i like to repeatedly bite off one choice appendage on a series of bears in assorted colours. this way i can have a rainbow of headless dancing bears
H - Hometown: NEW DELHI REPPIN IN THE DAY. technically i was raised in toronto though. oh pooh
I - Instruments: sometimes when i yell at people i swear i am hitting a high c with my amazing vocal range is that an instrument?
J - Junior High: pierre laporte
K - Kids: FOR DINNER.
L - Longest car ride ever: we drove to new jersey once. never again.
M - Mom's name: Anshula. she is Da Best.
N - Nicknames: DIDI IS A NICKNAME! sometimes people call me "Adit" but those bitches never live to tell the tale.
O - One wish: ok well if i tell you it won't come true
P - Phobia[s]: eating spiders in my sleep
Q - Quote: "Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie." - Clueless (it's true)
R - Reason to smile: I'M THE SAME AGE AS THE CLUELESS CHICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE! WHAT THE FUCK!
S - Song you sang last: oh shit i dont even want to talk about it. HATE IT OR LOVE IT THE UNDERDOG'S ON TOP
T - Time you woke up [today]: 11 30 am. but my alarm clock is set an hour and half later than it actually is and i was SO FREAKED OUT thinking i had slept until 2 pm because life shouldn't do that!
U - Unknown fact about me: ooh uhhh i consult my 8 ball before i make any major decision. or relatively minor decision. any decision at all, really.
V - Vegetable you hate: beets OH GROSS
W - Worst habit(s): apparently i have these mannerisms where i get all awkward and make these funny faces and move like a robot, specifically when i am placing orders or speaking to figures of authority. I DON'T BELIEVE IT GET IT ON VIDEOTAPE. but like if it's real it's got to be fucking annoying. i should make a concious effort to be more ... smooth.
X - X-rays you've had: wrist, arm, lower leg, knee, toe, finger, teeth. talk about alotta radiation
Y - Yummy food: blueberry cottage cheese muffins (i'm serious you dont even know how delectable this is); ooooooooh sushi; ANGEL HAIR PASTA DRIZZLED IN OLIVE OIL SERVED WITH A DOLLOP OF CREAMY GOAT CHEESE HOLY SHIT IM GONNA PASS OUT
Z - Zodiac sign: cancer the crab. it is not the healthiest omen i think
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i used to get 'B' and 'P' sounds confused when i was very small. instead of saying "i need to go pee" iw ould say, "i need to go to the bee." my father still calls the toilet 'the bee' sometimes, which is much better than calling it 'bangladesh', as he often used to. once, at a fancy indian restaurant, he asked the waiter "which way is bangladesh?" and the waiter pointed in the direction of the men's washroom. i was mortified. i can't take Rakesh anywhere.