I don't know why, I don't know why we have to break so hard.
[Many years ago we didn't have to lock our journals. I, a casual bystander and reader of James Franco and Justin Timerlake's romance, noticed that Mena Suvari advertised for a Marla Sokoloff. Franco and Sokoloff had, in real life, a very long and turbulent public relationship and I didn't want someone coming in and fucking with Franco and Timberlake. So on Feb 12, 2005 I began my MBP relationship. James was hella cool, and we wrote great exes. We began a friendship that went through the years of MBP, through the faces we both used, and he mentored me. He helped me navigate. Everyone should have had one, beause he was my Jedi Master, and I would have been lost without him. So as I lay down my lightsaber, I just want to say, thank you and I love you.
Through the years and faces, there has been people who left imprints on my heart. Bin Bons, Marsden, Bomer, Swift, Zayn, Lautner, Sturridge, Andi and Lesbian island, Michelle Rodriguez, Paul, Jared, Vinnie, Shia, the Marvel cast, Monica, Julie, Gary, Hanson, KStew, Cheryl, the Twilight cast, Rzeznik, Neil, Jake, Xavier, Kevin, Jon, Mat, DCaro, and my brother from another mother, Dominic, and the list goes on. If you weren't mentioned, I promise it's my memory, but I loved you anyway.
Dominic, you are my brother from another mother. Their friendship, their FAMILY, connection has been a big part of why I have stayed as long as I have. You have a beautiful soul. You're a fighter, like Odie, and when life knocks you down, you get drunk, brush the dirt off, and try again. Never change. Never ever underestimate how loved you are.
Taylor Swifty, you said once when you grew up you wanted to be just like Odie. Girl, you are so much more than Odie could have hoped for as she watched you grow up. You make me feel OLD. But then sometimes you make me feel 22. You capture Swift in a way no one else I have encountered in rp has. You make her human. Flaws and all, she is who she is, and her stories make awesome music. Keep being you, and like I said to Dom, never forget how loved you are.
Gary and John, you were everything mods were supposed to be. You wrote thought provoking posts and told stories and played the game while also modding. There's no power trip here of skating by with one liners every four weeks while making mod choices without listening to those of us in the comm. Mike Trout, I tip my hat for you trying to keep this up and running. For participating, for trying to include people, for being a fair mod. Swift and Hanson, what happened to you still lives a dirty taste in my mouth, but que sera sera, right?
Behati you are the best and hottest wife ever. Thank you for saying yes when we pitched our crazy idea to you. Thank you for being the chill when Oddie was the rawr. Stay beautiful.
Adam, oh Adam, where would I be without you. I apologize now for anyone who tried to bone him when I was around. Our chemistry was insane. So much so we played surrogate siblings as Marla and Adam, yet when we fought over me wanting to pick up someone he wanted to date and I said gross at dating him, we decided on Dunst because he didn't even like her. By the end of the night they fucked and he moved her and Julie in. We have something I haven't found with others, a natural instinctual chemistry that can be bohemian like our Hawaiian babies and their first love, and the forever love Ode, Behati and their kids. Funny story much like Dunst wasn't supposed to happen, I only came back as Odie to get him out of this horrible situation he had gotten himself in and was crushing his soul, and ten years later, I'm finally taking my out. You have pushed me to be a better writer. I have made you a more daring one. I laugh at your attraction to Scorpio writers, you want to stab me because I write so fast. You have been the greatest joy at my lowest lows, you've broken my heart to only mend it two times stronger. I believe you can have non-sexual soulmates, and I believe I met mine in you.
If you're playing this game the way it's meant to be played, writing, sharing stories, commenting your page, I commend you and encourage you to continue. If you're being dicks who play by themselves, bully others, do one liners or private posts to role hog so you can play with yourself, you should show yourself out. Because it's people like you who now outnumber the ones who are doing this for fun. God what a bunch of assholes you dicks really are. If I wasn't old and tired I would call you out and start a rumble, but let's be real, this is the Titanic. Rather than being here playing with the band while it goes down, I'm going for a life boat. But if you good ones, if you people are like Swift, Charlie, Hems, Dom, Andi, Cavill, ect can keep this afloat, do it for as long as you can.
I'm just glad I didn't hit fifteen years here. Good lord. So I say farewell to celeb rp, and move my creativity to where it's been for awhile, and bid you all good luck. Except for you power hungry or bullying assholes, I hope you, in the immortal words of Ransom from Knives Out, eat shit.
If you want a Latina with no career, feel free to pick her up. I'm out. It's been real, and the good times were awesome which is what I will hold on to.]