The Onion horoscope.

[odinkar]

"Love is in the air this week...or wait, no-that's a pigeon. Sorry, the stars always seem to get those two things confused."

This amuses me greatly. And, ironically, just about sums up how I feel right now.

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[blue_stiletto]

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[cleric_of_chaos]

My favorite quotes at the moment?

"But soft! What light through yonder window shines? It is the east, and Juliet is the ... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THE SUN!! --- *FOOM*" -- Vampire Theater

and

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."