Viked mercilessly from tanrinia
Just so that I at least post something...
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Currently, it's a map of Middle-earth. Let the geek jokes commence.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
A: 3. Only one of them is plugged in, and I believe is the only one which works.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Righty
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: I had my goalie pulled for tonsil hockey.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Ummm....hmmm... Either a couch, or a couple of cases of beer.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: The day has already been predestined, so there's no need for me to know it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (though it would be pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove").
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Black, dark green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: Well, I've eaten fast food, so the answer is yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Yeah.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: I like my pinky too much; we've been through quite a bit together.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: I barely blog as it is, so sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: I have no idea why someone would want to see me naked, but sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Depends on the brand of hot sauce. For most brands, definitely.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: If it was an innocent, then no. If they deserved it, then without a second thought.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Currently just lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I think it's hilarious.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Crappy hardwood in the crappy house, nice hardwood in the nice apartment.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: /blink
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One, which I only wear during the summer, and constantly bitch about how odd they are to wear.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: bohemianeditor
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My audiologist to confirm my appointment.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: bohemianeditor
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring
Q: Color?
A: Burgundy
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My family back in Michigan.
Q: Mood?
A: Tired and anxious about my appointment.
Q: Listening to?
A: The methodical hum of the fan.
Q: Watching?
A: Dr. Tran
Q: Worrying about?
A: My hearing and unemployment (sorry, I mean my in transition phase).
Q: Wearing?
A: Jean shorts, and a burgundy Wheatland shirt. I'll leave the underwear up to your imagination, perverts.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To my dresser for a shirt.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to Wheatland.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I'm a scary looking dude, so I guess that means no.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: As friendly as I can manage, though it really depends on the situation.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Currently, it's a map of Middle-earth. Let the geek jokes commence.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
A: 3. Only one of them is plugged in, and I believe is the only one which works.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Righty
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: I had my goalie pulled for tonsil hockey.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Ummm....hmmm... Either a couch, or a couple of cases of beer.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: The day has already been predestined, so there's no need for me to know it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (though it would be pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove").
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Black, dark green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: Well, I've eaten fast food, so the answer is yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Yeah.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: I like my pinky too much; we've been through quite a bit together.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: I barely blog as it is, so sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: I have no idea why someone would want to see me naked, but sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Depends on the brand of hot sauce. For most brands, definitely.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: If it was an innocent, then no. If they deserved it, then without a second thought.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Currently just lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I think it's hilarious.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Crappy hardwood in the crappy house, nice hardwood in the nice apartment.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: /blink
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One, which I only wear during the summer, and constantly bitch about how odd they are to wear.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: bohemianeditor
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My audiologist to confirm my appointment.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: bohemianeditor
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring
Q: Color?
A: Burgundy
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My family back in Michigan.
Q: Mood?
A: Tired and anxious about my appointment.
Q: Listening to?
A: The methodical hum of the fan.
Q: Watching?
A: Dr. Tran
Q: Worrying about?
A: My hearing and unemployment (sorry, I mean my in transition phase).
Q: Wearing?
A: Jean shorts, and a burgundy Wheatland shirt. I'll leave the underwear up to your imagination, perverts.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To my dresser for a shirt.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to Wheatland.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I'm a scary looking dude, so I guess that means no.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: As friendly as I can manage, though it really depends on the situation.