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[oeintheam]

I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

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[ibuyscenepoints]

you just made my entire night

[pirateromance]

mike, you are the man.

[stinkytoy]

hahahaha thats the best story ive heard in months.