[Post 006] Audio/Video/Action From National Park

[of_france]

[The camera fizzles on and the image blurs for a moment before focusing on... darkness.]

W-where...?

[The 'Gear wobbles, and France comes onto screen. He looks slightly singed, dazed, and confused, and the left side of his head is covered in blood, leaking steadily from his ear; he appears to have hit his head extremely hard somehow.

Comments

[fauxearl]

Help you? Help you? What's wrong?

[Oh he can't keep a straight face-- he starts laughing and laughing and laughing]

You sound completely pathetic! Absolutely pathetic!

[Video?]

[of_france]

[France just drips blood and slowly starts to cry. Hell is so mean.]

[Video!]

[fauxearl]

[Hell is quite mean but Alois can be meaner.]

Are you going to cry now? Are you scared? I was scared once. Do you want to know a secret?

[Video]

[of_france]

[He is crying now!]

What secrets are there in Hell that would be of any use to me? I'm dead and gone and alone...

[video] 1/3

[fauxearl]

[He will keep a straight face this time for sure]

Well. Come close and listen carefully. My secret is very important so I'll only say it once.

[video] 2/3

[fauxearl]

[Is he close enough to hear? To fully absorb the impact of this great secret?]

What you must do to survive in Hell...

[video] 3/3

[fauxearl]

YOU MUST MAKE A PACT WITH THE DEVIL! SELL HIM YOUR SOUL!

[Video]

[of_france]

[France screams and flails.]

NO I REFUSE THEN I CAN NEVER GO TO HEAVEN

[He bursts into tears.]

[Video]

[fauxearl]

And why would heaven accept a heathen like you? Tell me, sinner, what have you done that has been deserving of heaven and its warm!

[TOO. MUCH. FUN.]