In search of inspiration
(Also, Hello, I'm not dead!)
Has anyone ever used any of the online plot generators that exist? I had a go, and this gem was the result. It struck me as utterly hilarious until I realised that it was basically the plot of the Hobbit.
Anyway, I give you:
Hermione Granger, the Centaur
- a fantasy novel
by anoesis
In a castle there lived a dark, tragic centaur named Hermione Granger. Not a Magical domineering, unkind castle, filled with wands and a determined smell, nor yet an ancient, cursed, sacrifical castle with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a centaur-castle, and that means safety.
One day, after a troubling visit from the dementor Severus Snape, Hermione leaves her castle and sets out in search of three lonely rune stones. A quest undertaken in the company of , and noble .
In the search for the dementor-guarded rune stones, Hermione Granger surprises even herself with her intelligence and skill as a teacher.
During her travels, Hermione rescues a chalice, an heirloom belonging to Severus. But when Severus refuses to try falling, their friendship is over.
However, Severus is wounded at the Battle of The Second Battle of Hogwarts and the two reconcile just before Hermione engages in some serious falling.
Hermione accepts one of the three lonely rune stones and returns home to her castle a very wealthy centaur.
Literary gold.
Has anyone ever used any of the online plot generators that exist? I had a go, and this gem was the result. It struck me as utterly hilarious until I realised that it was basically the plot of the Hobbit.
Anyway, I give you:
Hermione Granger, the Centaur
- a fantasy novel
by anoesis
In a castle there lived a dark, tragic centaur named Hermione Granger. Not a Magical domineering, unkind castle, filled with wands and a determined smell, nor yet an ancient, cursed, sacrifical castle with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a centaur-castle, and that means safety.
One day, after a troubling visit from the dementor Severus Snape, Hermione leaves her castle and sets out in search of three lonely rune stones. A quest undertaken in the company of , and noble .
In the search for the dementor-guarded rune stones, Hermione Granger surprises even herself with her intelligence and skill as a teacher.
During her travels, Hermione rescues a chalice, an heirloom belonging to Severus. But when Severus refuses to try falling, their friendship is over.
However, Severus is wounded at the Battle of The Second Battle of Hogwarts and the two reconcile just before Hermione engages in some serious falling.
Hermione accepts one of the three lonely rune stones and returns home to her castle a very wealthy centaur.
Literary gold.