lol, actual content to come later.

[of_doom]

Can I just say that those Kaka baby photos freak me the fuck out? Why is it dressed so nicely, for one? And why do the parents look as if they've just returned from a pleasant polo-ground luncheon instead of, you know, GOING THROUGH CHILDBIRTH? Why are these photos so staged? Why were these photos released at all? Do I care about the Jesus spawn? I

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[passisimple]

Haha those photos freaked me out too. Raúl's football team of kids own you aaalllll!!!

[of_doom]

They never really stop looking freaky until they hit puberty, I think. I remember seeing Maldini's kid play on some Milan youth team and it was scary shit.

[passisimple]

Also I think it makes you feel old, seeing the spawn of your favourite players or not so favourite players. which is even scarier 0_0

[tangledtale]

Okay, so it's a defenceless, ickle newborn, but that is not going to stop me from saying that that is one ugly baby. Not aided by Kaka holding its head at really weird angles that cause it to look kind of flattened. Like Flat Stanley. Stop me before I get flamed. And why is it wearing white? Isn't that hugely impractical? I suppose it's okay for famous people who feel the need to plaster pictures of their spawn all over the media and can simply hand them back to their hired help afterwards.

[of_doom]

I mean, babies are 80% ugly? but this one is exceptional in that regard.

... I bet Kaka took one look at his son's face and declared proudly, "HE LOOKS JUST LIKE JESUS SAID HE WOULD LOOK."

sla;skfdjdskf maybe I need to stfu.

[tangledtale]

AHAHAHA. A+++ You just know he's going to dress the kid up in white every year for his birthday as proof he's retained his virginity. And then he'll collect the photos and present it to his daughter in law on the night of the honeymoon to be all like "we are entrusting his virtue to you now."

[of_doom]

dsflj too much. masche is skeptical.

[unembraced]

now that you mention it, they do look very staged and freaky.

[of_doom]

OKAY, HE'S READY FOR HIS CLOSEUP!!

[unembraced]

look how nice her hair is. i mean surely after childbirth it'd be completely plastered in sweat and kaka's hands dead from being squeezed too hard and when the baby pops out the last thing you'd think about is a photoshooot!?!?

[stickmarionette]

Kaka always freaks me out. And his wife's passive Barbie-doll thing only makes it worse.

Aww, Jozy's in Spain already? I hope he does well.

[of_doom]

yeah, there was some article talking about whether or not he'd play for the first team or be loaned out, i can't remember the actual point because it was in spanish but i'm excited to see how he does.

[stickmarionette]

I heard Recreativo? Which is not bad, since he would get actual playing time with them.

[of_doom]

Haha, he probably would have named them Diego like every other Argie kid, or Evita, or some shit.