sick, sick, sick.

[of_doom]

Sepp Blatter/Cristiano Ronaldo SOMEBODY WRITE THIS. DOOOOO ITTTTTT PLEASE OMFG.

And Aguero providing one-half of the genetic code for Maradona's grandspawn is the scariest thing ever. Today is officially a day of trauma.

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[labelledcaustic]

Oh God. Comparing his "I earn more money just by breathing than you" situation to that of modern slaves is just so insulting.

Baby girl Maradona is up the duff?!?!

[of_doom]

I know, right. MOST OVERPAID, PAMPERED PUNK OF A SLAVE EVER.

In a manner of speaking. I want a Rosemary's Baby crossover RIGHT NOW.

[labelledcaustic]

I never thought Blatter would be that flippant with his comments. I mean, for CR to agree, whatever, you can't expect much but. ARGH. Do they not have speech-writers or at least fact-checkers in FIFA HQ?

I live alone. Therefore I don't watch horror films. So woman-gives-birth-to-devil spawn is just not my cup of tea, thanks. But isn't Agüero, like, five years old?

[of_doom]

well, blatter is a fucking idiot. he also said women's football would be more popular if they wore tighter kits, so yeah. IDK HE'S RETARDED.

i think he's four going on five. maybe. we might have to wiki it.

[lalita82]

GAH!! *is trauatize*

[of_doom]

on both counts!!

[mocasines]

Please tell me Gianinna (or however you spell it) isn't pregnant.

[of_doom]

BAD NEWS :((

[mocasines]

What are they doing having sex, aren't they like 12?

[of_doom]

ROSEMARY'S BABY.

[tasheila]

brb i has slave training nao.

that will either be the world's best footballer baby or the most insane.

[of_doom]

likely, both. and you know they'll name it something absolutely retarded! (i'm just waiting for that part.)

[mirabilelectu]

You? Are evil. Because that is now in my HEAD. And I can barely stand to look at either of them in a NORMAL context.

:P