[Voice]

[of_flames]

Once upon a time in a place far, far away, there lived a boy named Little Red Roxas Hoodie. He lived with the evil woodsman, Terra. Terra was someone all the woodland creatures hated because he had this Keyblade that he was all too ready to use and whack someone. That thing hurt

Comments

[onlytwilight]

...What.

[of_flames]

What?

[onlytwilight]

That makes no sense. And I wouldn't trust Zexion as far as I could throw him.

[of_flames]

No buns for Grandma Zexion then?

[soldier_puppy]

Awww, and here I was just getting into it.

[of_flames]

Stupid Somebody ruining my story. The moral is, the wolf is smarter than the woodsman.

[soldier_puppy]

Well, that's quite a jump, you know. How should I believe the moral when I don't know the rest of the story, huh?

[onlytwilight]

The moral is that the wolf doesn't know subtlety, the grandmother is into bondage kink, and that both of them are pedos. Oh, and no one likes jalbait in hoodies. Apparently, blonds are naive.

[todomarishi]

I remember that story. The woodsman made off with a nice fur coat.

[of_flames]

I didn't even get to the part where the Woodsman was leering at Little Red Roxas Hoodie.

[todomarishi]

I'd believe that if by "leering at Little Red Roxas Hoodie" you mean "glaring at the idiotic wolf".

[of_flames]

You must be developing a soft spot for me if it's not 'beating to death the handsome wolf'.

[timid_werewolf]

Wow.

[getyourzexy_on]

Grandma?