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[Post 036] Video/Action for Goldenrod City

Dec 10, 2011 20:48

[It's the rooftop of the Goldenrod Department Store. There are the vending machines, some tables and chairs, and -]

[Wait.]

[Is France... inside that vending machine ( Read more... )

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Action tower_trapped December 10 2011, 22:06:05 UTC

[Rapunzel was wondering around Goldenrod, wondering how she arrive here. She turns a corner and stops in the middle of the street when she sees he's stuck in a vending machine. She's a little too stunned to start laughing at the moment.

Is this... normal?]

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 00:42:54 UTC

[Nope, not normal at all. France screams and pounds on the front of the vending machine! His face is a mixture of pleading and desperation. Not his best look, but at least it's honest?]

[Action] tower_trapped December 11 2011, 06:19:48 UTC

[She takes a small step forward, still confused.]

Are... you okay?

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 22:33:28 UTC

[No! No, he's not! France shakes his head, motioning as much as he can to indicate his dilemma of being unexplainably stuck inside a vending machine. He mouths "help me" over and over.]

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1/2 tiercelet December 10 2011, 22:06:41 UTC

[Hey, that's Francis inside a vending machine.

Carry on...]

[Video] tiercelet December 10 2011, 22:08:09 UTC

[Wait. That's Francis inside a vending machine. Suddenly, there's some fumbling with the Gear before Merlin manages to pick it up.]

Wha--Francis???

[Video] of_france December 11 2011, 00:46:38 UTC

[France seems to be yelling something at Merlin. Possibly "help me" or "get help" or "this is like the time I got stuck in an airplane bathroom trying to join the mile high club" or something like that. You know, the usual.]

teeennnn ish minutes later tiercelet December 11 2011, 00:54:08 UTC

[Somehow, it's even harder to believe what he's seeing in person. He'll just be circling around, trying not to laugh.]

Francis...I don't even want to know how you get yourself into these situations.

[Merlin leans in, examining the locked door and whispers, eyes flashing gold.] Tospringe.

[The door springs open, smacking right into Merlin's ready palm.] Lucky for you, Francis, I got my magic back earlier.

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[Action] ass_ura December 10 2011, 22:30:25 UTC

[Hey, France. Remember that one, crazy batshit nuts dude who tried to eat his Igglybuff?

Guess who's standing in front the machine right now, with the addition of a third eye on his forehead, some ends of his scarves moving about by themselves, and is holding a Lunatone in their arms?

Go on, guess.]

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 00:48:11 UTC

[Oh my God]

[What the hell is France's life anymore]

[He's screaming, and he isn't sure if he wants to attack you or that he's glad that there's a barrier between him and you right now because you're really creepy.]

[Action] ass_ura December 11 2011, 01:29:29 UTC

[He is not that creepy. Totally not...]

...the hell are you doing here? [Pout.] Get out of the way. I need a drink.

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 01:45:49 UTC

[France shrieks and screams some very choice rude words at Asura. Does it look like he knows how he got here? He doubts the vending machine would actually work with him in it, anyways.]

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[action] gochuugoku December 10 2011, 23:46:00 UTC

[This is China standing on his own two legs again. He was running like the wind until he thought he saw something in the vending machine.]

...How did you get in there? Did you crawl in?

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 00:52:36 UTC

[France's face is a combination of incredulous and infuriated. How is he supposed to know? He literally just found himself here! Now are you going to help him or just stand there?]

[He is glad that China looks better, though. But that's kind of secondary to France's own dilemma , the selfish bastard.]

[Action] gochuugoku December 11 2011, 01:26:21 UTC

[China taps his chin.]

Perhaps I could break the glass? Would you be alright with that?

[He doesn't want to injure France by accident.]

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 01:44:19 UTC

[France pauses, giving it thought, before he realizes that that would mean mean he would end up with a face full of glass. He shakes his head vehemently, eyes wide. No no no no--find another way!]

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action. usedrecover December 11 2011, 00:12:37 UTC

[ Just... seriously?

Lust is just staring at him from the other side of the vending machine. She's just, at a loss for words right now.

Hello, France! Surely you know who Lust is since she's constantly hanging around Envy, and they're Sort Of Similar as Homunculi. But, for now, she'll just stare at him from the other side of the vending machine, totally unamused. ]

Need a hand, Francis?

[Action] of_france December 11 2011, 00:54:33 UTC

[France nods frantically! Oh, God, yes!]

[Oh, and thank you for not laughing. France is very grateful for that.]

[Action] usedrecover December 11 2011, 04:06:39 UTC

[ Lust sharpens her nails and runs them through the vending machine. France should feel spears piercing through the vending machine but cutting around him with a terrifying precision. She then with draws them and side steps to cut from the side, which will free him and all the candy inside. ]

Are you all right?

[Action 1:3] of_france December 11 2011, 22:27:29 UTC

[Oh my God her nails her nails what is -]

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