[Post 036] Video/Action for Goldenrod City

[of_france]

[It's the rooftop of the Goldenrod Department Store. There are the vending machines, some tables and chairs, and -]

[Wait.]

[Is France... inside that vending machine

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[action]

[minge_baggy]

[Up runs a balding, grey-haired scientist holding a very bare-bones gun-like device. He stops and takes a good, long look at the man trapped inside the vending machine, clearly put in there by a server admin for being annoying or something like that. Suddenly, he begins to fire blue bolts of energy wildly at every inch of the machine, covering it in an absolutely ridiculous amount of balloons, all trying their damnedest to rip it from the ground and zoom off into the stratosphere. A yellow speaker icon pops up above his head as a voice begins to speak.]

hold on let me get something for this

this might take a while

[And it will.]

[Action]

[of_france]

[What]

[What is this]

[What is happening]

[France has no idea how to deal with this. At some point between the balloons and the yellow speaker icon popping up, he's been reduced to hysteria.]

[Action]

[minge_baggy]

dude

calm the fuck down

it's not that bad you might die but you'll be fine afterwards

now be patient while i try to find this thing

[In truth, he's stalling just a teensy bit because he forgot what he was looking for. But it's always good to make yourself look better than you actually are.]

[Action]

[of_france]

[All France hears is you might die. Yes, he's totally calm now. Totally and utterly hysterically calm.]

[I hope you like the sound of his screaming. It looks like it'll be a theme here.]

{Action}

[used_glare]

{See Nanao. See Nanao standing in midair. See Nanao frown.}

Francis? What on Earth are you doing?

...So I know Fourth Wall ended yesterday

[ich_bin_awesome]

[HAVE PRUSSIA. He's just walkin' around Goldenrod wondering how the hell he got sucked into one of Japan's handheld games, which he does NOT play in between getting drunk and blogging.

So, he's just walkin' and lookin', cause hey, Goldenrod is a big city, there's a lot to see. Like, the Pokemon center and the gym and France in a vending machine--]

BUT THIS OPPORTUNITY IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP

[ich_bin_awesome]

[Wait.]

[Did he really just--]

[Yep. He did.]

So you'll have to forgive me.

[ich_bin_awesome]

[Have all the laughter. All the laughter ever, Francis.]

The fuck, man? How did you--

[And more laughter.]