6 times Puck realizes Rachel Berry has him wrapped around her little finger (and sorta doesn't mind)

[of_hearts]

Glee. 6,590 Words. Puck/Rachel. Five Six times Puck realizes Rachel Berry has him wrapped around her little finger (and he sorta doesn't mind). Prompt compliments of mstatertot and eternal thanks to hariboo_smirks and une_fille for basically existing. Title nicked from Jens Lekman. (Why am I so unoriginal?)

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When I Said I Wanted to be Your Dog

when i said i wanted to be

Comments

[almostgaby]

Zawwwww your epic, just epic bc this is full of epicness!! EEEEEEE sooo freaking amazing i honestly dont know what to say LOL! LOVE IT

[of_hearts]

Hey thanks for reading! So glad you enjoyed it!

[crimson_kiss17]

In character, hilarious, heart-warming and a pleasure to read!

[of_hearts]

Why thank you! I'm so happy you liked it!

[unequivocally]

I'm so envious. God. You just own these two, seriously. ENVY. GEEZ. SO MUCH ENVY.

Ok I pretty much have nothing to say but just ramblings full of praise, so prepare for fangirling: You're totally awesome and amazing and I'm so envious and please teach me your ways cause you totally blew this out of the water and OH GOD HAVE I MENTIONED ENVY and wow you're such a fantastic writer and pls never stop writing I love everything you do and adopt me, please.

“I am an independent spirit with creativity that refuses to be molded by what the entertainment industry thinks will sell, and certainly not by the likes of some British hack who thinks he’s God’s gift to humanity! I am not the next Idina Menzel, Noah, I am the first Rachel Berry.”

I have so much love for this line, seriously. It was equal parts funny and beautiful and TRUE cause she is definitely NOT a "next ____" she is Rachel Berry and that's enough.

So fantastic. I love you and I love this and omg. Envy.

[of_hearts]

OMG SHUT UP. First and foremost, I have to give credit where credit is due: the Idina Menzel/first Rachel Berry idea was 200% une_fille's! I totally jacked it, so all the credit goes to her. But seriously though I don't even know what to say because what you said here is basically how I feel whenever you post stuff. SO WE'RE EVEN.

SEE, I BASICALLY JUST WANT TO WRITE FOR THIS SHOW, OKAY? Fuck open casting calls, they should have open writers calls. AND THEN HIRE ME, YOU, AND UNE_FILLE AND WE COULD MAKE PUCK AND RACHEL GET FREAKY EVERY EPISODE. It would be beyond awesome.

[carlee_x]

IA WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

[une_fille]

I HATE YOU.

This is so fucking good, I want to murder it and wear it like a coat so that I can revel in its amazingness. /serialkillervibes

I am not the next Idina Menzel, Noah, I am the first Rachel Berry.”
damn. fucking. right.

Ok, your Puck voice? Like, I wanna say "Oh, I think it's really good and you should totes be proud of yourself" but what I'm really thinking is "Your Puck voice is the reason I want to have his bastard children."

This review isn't making sense, I KNOW, but god damn this is just nine different kinds of awesome. And please don't thank me for existing when it is I who should be thanking YOU. For this. And everything else. Like, if you had posted your e-mail as is, I would've still loved it so hard it wouldn't be able to walk the next day. Even your outlines own me. And I've come to realize that I need to stop reading your shit because my long-awaited (LOL WHUT?) update is just never going to happen when I'm reading this, thinking Hey bitch way to fail at life. No more writing PR for you. Leave it to the

[of_hearts]

Oh, btw, marry me please? unequivocally's totally cool with the polygamous lifestyle, promise. Just respect her position as #1 Wife and she won't try to scratch out your eyes. Much.
YO, I AIN'T NO HOMEWRECKER. With that said...I'M HONORED. Especially since everything the both of you writes makes me quiver with joy. AND I AM NOT EXAGERRATING.

This is so fucking good, I want to murder it and wear it like a coat so that I can revel in its amazingness.
This is the single creepiest praise I have ever recieved.

damn. fucking. right.
THE IDINA MENZEL LINE = 200% YOUR IDEA, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME OMG. And dude, shut yo face, my outlines are nothing without the ideas that you added to it. Especially considering I wans't planning on including an Idol section at all until I got your ideas and stole them all. (And for real, sick day and NYE were all born from hariboo_smirks. And like, okay, SHOOTING THE SHIT ABOUT NOAH PUCKERMAN? IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE WORLD. Is it weird that I find myself thinking in his voice? It's pretty fucked up. REALLY THOUGH

[une_fille]

And like, okay, SHOOTING THE SHIT ABOUT NOAH PUCKERMAN? IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE WORLD.

OK. WHY AREN'T WE MARRIED?

You should've been around for me and unequivocally's discussion on whether Puck reads Hustler or Playboy. There were pie charts involved.

(We finally settled on Hustler. Playboy has too many damn articles.)

I live and breathe this fucking kid. No joke. I want to have, like, a panel discussion on him and his awesomeness. You can be the keynote speaker. I'll be in the back, having a seizure over the beauty of it all.

[of_hearts]

WHY AREN'T WE MARRIED?
We clearly should be.

We finally settled on Hustler. Playboy has too many damn articles.
OMG LOLING FOREVER.

I want to have, like, a panel discussion on him and his awesomeness. You can be the keynote speaker. I'll be in the back, having a seizure over the beauty of it all.
Dude, I kid you not, YOU CRACK MY SHIT UP. I think we should expand this panel discussion to more of a day-long conference. I can draw up on plenary topics...eg, "Noah Puckerman and McKinley High Atletics" (I'd elaborate on all the reasons why he should be on the wrestling team in the winter but isn't because wearing spandex and touching dudes' junk is just way too gay) and "Setting the Mood with Puckerone" (Led Zeppellin's D'yer Mak'er? JUST SAYIN'). And of course roundtable discussions on how we can channel his douchebaggery to solve the energy crisis and bring peace to the Middle East.

[greydawning]

Stop being awesome. JUST STOP. You're making the rest of us look bad.

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Obviously I wasn't serious because HOLY SHIT YOUR WRITING. I don't know how you managed to get Puck so...right but whatever it is, keep doing it. So much love for this story. And the part with American Idol! OMG only Rachel would go apeshit like that and I love her for it. I love you for writing it even more :)

So I'm just gonna stop now and go back and read it again to revel in the awesomeness XD

[of_hearts]

NO, YOU STOP. GIRL YOU TRIPPIN'. Thanks so much, you're way too sweet! And dude, I have no idea where this Puck voice comes from. I told une_fille above, IDK what the hell is wrong with me, but I've found myself fucking thinking in Puck's voice. I've clearly immersed myself far too deep into this fandom. And you know what? I THINK I LIKE IT. I mean, we need something to hold us over 'til this ship becomes a reality, right?

Thanks again for reading it and leaving such a lovely comment!