in the music room - drabble

[of_hearts]

Glee. 1165 words (LOL I clearly don't know the meaning of 'drabble'). Puck/Rachel established relationship fluff, R for language and...Other stuff that is not necessarily seen but aluded to. une_fille's an enabler! She wanted Mr. Shue walking in on Puck and Rachel, SO HERE IT IS. And since I haven't given a disclaimer in a while, none of these characters

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[meggers_27]

Ahhh! Perfection!

Especially this:

And that’s when a voice deep in his soul spoke to him:

DROP THAT FUCKIN’ QUESADILLA, PUCKERMAN. THIS IS HOW ALL THE BEST PORNOS START.

Not only is that perfect Puck, that is perfect teenage boy.

[faithlessfate]

I <3 this.

[dustbusting]

I wish all Rachel/Puck drabbles were over 1000 words long! That should be a new rule. They should also all be stupidly funny, as this was. I'm apparently like the twenty-third person to mention this, but the Quesadilla line killed me.

[greydawning]

I really should kill you, you know. You made me choke on my own quesadilla.

OMFG. Your inner Puck is on a roll today. Everything is perfect and honestly, if I had to pick which lines I'd like, I'd be pasting the whole damned thing in the comment. FOR REALZ.

On a side note, I'm now having daydreams of Puck as an Ultimate Fighting Champion. That and "Band of Brothers - The Musical!" XD

[musical_jay]

“If you actually expect me to believe that your boyfriend forced you to... you know... with him during lunch hour on Quesadilla Wednesday, of all days, you are sorely mistaken.”

I DIED LAUGHING. I want this and more pamphlets in the show, FFS.