Let me draw you a map.

Jun 26, 2009 10:41


Honestly, you people are useless.

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ask_captainjack June 27 2009, 03:01:51 UTC
Hey, it's a map of where I live!

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ask_captainjack June 27 2009, 03:05:00 UTC
Hey, have you been stalking me?

I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

We are totally not friends.

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ask_captainjack June 27 2009, 03:14:13 UTC
I'm freaking the fuck out! Are you hiding a bomb somewhere?

Google Maps doesn't have an icon for "bomb".

WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY HAVE A BOMB ICON?

I'm writing them right now. How many stamps do I need on this letter? It's going to be pretty heavy with the weight of my pissed-the-fuck-off words.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 27 2009, 03:37:22 UTC
He's just a sad little man, Jack. Torchwood can take him.

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ask_captainjack June 27 2009, 03:41:20 UTC
I've got my eye on him.

Hey, do you know what the postage would be on this? It's a letter to Google and it's pretty pithy.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 27 2009, 03:43:34 UTC
Pithy or novelistic?

I'm not sure where you send a letter to Google. They have secret server buildings everywhere. Maybe we have to burn it in some kind of arcane rite.

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