...oi. Roommate. Whatever the hell your name is.

The bitch is sleeping in your bed. ALTHOUGH THE FUCKING FLOOR WOULD BE PREFERABLE.

MESSAGE TO THE WORLD:

I'M NOT A FUCKING FAG.

...also, does anyone need a new pet bitch? It'd suck to get fucked over by the weirdass staff bitches, so INHUMANE euthanasia's out of the fucking question.

The damn BIZZARO! me's gone. Seems like someone around here likes me, at any rate. Maybe. Would've liked to kill the dumb fuck, but whatever.

Anyway, I- the fuck is that.

It's like. A force of incredible bitchiness is about to descend on... whatever the fuck this place is called.

...knew this place would be hell on my sanity.

...yeah so.

If anybody sees some fuckwit in a red coat that looks just like me, except more LOVE AND PEACE shit? Rip his fuckin' throat out. Or, better yet, let me know so I can rip his fuckin' throat out.

Gee, it's a little crazy around here, isn't it? Everyone's so... busy killing each other. D: That's not right, is it?

Come on, guys! Repeat after me!

THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!

...hate to break it to you all, but the wedding's off.

Yeah, know you're all fucking dissapointed.

Fuck, that was horrible. I want to fight someone who doesn't suck.

...get over here, Shinigami.

ETA: ...oi, Shinigami. Since that's not fucking specific enough, I'm callin' you Bitchigami from now on.

...tch.

Fuck the staff. Fuck this goddamned collar, too.

So the building I'm in's surrounded ( Read more... )

So, like. How big is this fucking city, anyway? I've been running in... pretty much one direction for five fucking days and I'm still not out. Seriously, what the fuck.

There's got to be city limits somewhere. Unless this place is a lot fucking creepier than I-

-A;KSFH;DFH FUCK. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MACHETE

Good thing there's nobody in Avoria called Primmjow Faggertak, or whatever the fuck they put down.

So I hear shit's supposed to start today, huh? LUCKY FOR ME THAT I'M OUT OF HERE, AHAHAHAHAHAHA.